Paul Mitchell

[Guest]

  On 24/09/2024 at 18:39, et tu brute said:

All three need to be given a contract if we don't want them to leave on a free, so makes total sense 

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This just made me realise next year it’s 2025

 

That shit wild 

 

Guess I’m selling both in January then

[r0cafella]

  On 24/09/2024 at 18:14, Jack27 said:

I would look into selling Burn and Schar this upcoming summer

 

I’d keep Longstaff around for club HG status

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They are both pretty worthless sadly. 

[timeEd32]

From near the end of Eddie's press conference:

 

Edwards: How refreshing is it to have a press conference and no\t be asked about your relationship with Paul Mitchell?

 

Eddie: (laughing) Well you've just ruined that Luke, so thank you. But everything's good, thanks for asking.

[PauloGeordio]

  On 27/09/2024 at 13:49, timeEd32 said:

From near the end of Eddie's press conference:

 

Edwards: How refreshing is it to have a press conference and no\t be asked about your relationship with Paul Mitchell?

 

Eddie: (laughing) Well you've just ruined that Luke, so thank you. But everything's good, thanks for asking.

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Yeah fuck you Luke, ya nipple heed.

[andycap]

Got this feeling that Luke thinks eddie and himself are best buddies. 

Anyone else get that feeling from the desperate bugger? 😂 

[The College Dropout]

  On 24/09/2024 at 23:42, r0cafella said:

They are both pretty worthless sadly. 

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More that they are worth more to us than other teams.  
 

Schar could be here for years imo. 

[gjohnson]

  On 27/09/2024 at 15:06, The College Dropout said:

More that they are worth more to us than other teams.  
 

Schar could be here for years imo. 

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And we'll be saying the same in 5 years with the caveat that 'they're good in the dressing room as leaders'

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

  On 27/09/2024 at 15:20, gjohnson said:

And we'll be saying the same in 5 years with the caveat that 'they're good in the dressing room as leaders'

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The rash you’re going to have after being submerged In your own piss for that duration of time, is going to be brutal

[kingxlnc]

  On 21/09/2024 at 19:47, toontownman said:

Surprised no one has edited Wes Andersons fantastic Mr. Fox with Boggis, Bunce and Bean with Howe playing Mr.Fox.

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That was more relevant in the Ashley era with Rafa playing Mr Fox with Ashley, Charnely and Justin Barnes/Keith Bishop (was struggling for a third as we had zero staff back then lol) 

[Mahoneys Tache]

  On 27/09/2024 at 15:35, Ghandis Flip-Flop said:

The rash you’re going to have after being submerged In your own piss for that duration of time, is going to be brutal

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More ammonia burns than a battery farmed chicken. 

[PauloGeordio]

Moonlighting in Cardiff. Spreading his man love. 1st trophy 🏆?

[Kanj]

This is the type of forward thinking back-office type setup I was/am hoping to see prove to help us build the long-term success of NUFC.

 

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MITCH GETS BUSY

Paul Mitchell is getting busy with new appointments at the club - and next up to arrive will be a ‘loans and recruitment sports scientist’ and a ‘loans physiotherapist’.

We reported two weeks ago that the club were hiring a psychologist who will provide psychological and behavioural assessments of prospective signings.

And now the new sports scientist will assist that by providing a physical profile of players to ensure it mirrors the physical and playing profile wanted by the club. They will also be tasked with identifying clubs to host Newcastle’s loan players. The aim is to find the best clubs in terms of playing style and player development.

Meanwhile, the new physio will be responsible for looking after players on loan. Jamie Miley, older brother of Lewis, was sent to Newport County last month, only to be forced off with an injury on his debut. He is still sidelined after hernia surgery.

Given the increased emphasis on signing younger players to develop before selling - without possibly touching the first team - the loan pathway is seen as key to enhancing value. Mitchell has very quickly set about beefing up the loans department, currently headed by Shola Ameobi.

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13971017/NEWCASTLE-CONFIDENTIAL-truth-Eddie-Howes-omission-10-man-England-shortlist.html

[TBG]

Good timing.

 

Makes the thread easier to find if we get beat on Saturday.

 

 

Edited October 17, 2024 by TBG

[54]

Does that article say that Howe wasn't on the FA's 10 man shortlist? That's a bit mental if true

[gbandit]

Dan Ashworth clearly still wielding some power in the FA setup if that’s true 

[Dr.Spaceman]

  On 17/10/2024 at 17:25, 54 said:

Does that article say that Howe wasn't on the FA's 10 man shortlist? That's a bit mental if true

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They probably just know they've got no chance. I doubt Pep was on the list either.

[lovejoy]

  On 17/10/2024 at 17:25, 54 said:

Does that article say that Howe wasn't on the FA's 10 man shortlist? That's a bit mental if true

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yeah, because they could not afford his buy out clause.

[Danh1]

  On 17/10/2024 at 17:22, Kanji said:

This is the type of forward thinking back-office type setup I was/am hoping to see prove to help us build the long-term success of NUFC.

 

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13971017/NEWCASTLE-CONFIDENTIAL-truth-Eddie-Howes-omission-10-man-England-shortlist.html

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What the fuck? Why is this needed? We have Sherla to send our talent to league 2 clubs where they’ll never get played, totally pointless. 

[Newcastle Fan]

After doing fuck all in the transfer window it seems that we are paying him to be wincing every time things aren't going our way and the camera is on him.

[80]

Paul man. Need to keep him away from mics for his own good. I was half waiting for him to say he'd never come over a little queer.

 

His very last answer at tonight's talk was good, I thought - about how player targets are arrived at with the manager, and the considerations that go into it. Actually sounded well considered and natural - like he meant it.

 

But prior to that he was having a mare - I was starting to feel bad for him. He's been rocked badly by the past few months.

[patrone]

  On 20/11/2024 at 20:47, 80 said:

Paul man. Need to keep him away from mics for his own good. I was half waiting for him to say he'd never come over a little queer.

 

His very last answer at tonight's talk was good, I thought - about how player targets are arrived at with the manager, and the considerations that go into it. Actually sounded well considered and natural - like he meant it.

 

But prior to that he was having a mare - I was starting to feel bad for him. He's been rocked badly by the past few months.

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You ever sat in front of 2k 'fans", and many more online, with sky sports "reporters" in the crowd ready to call you out on every point you make 🤷

[TBG]

One positive is, it's put this thread on page one which will make it easier to find if we lose against West Ham.

[Yorkie]

  On 20/11/2024 at 20:47, 80 said:

But prior to that he was having a mare - I was starting to feel bad for him. He's been rocked badly by the past few months.

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How/why?

[Elliottman]

  On 20/11/2024 at 20:47, 80 said:

Paul man. Need to keep him away from mics for his own good. I was half waiting for him to say he'd never come over a little queer.

 

His very last answer at tonight's talk was good, I thought - about how player targets are arrived at with the manager, and the considerations that go into it. Actually sounded well considered and natural - like he meant it.

 

But prior to that he was having a mare - I was starting to feel bad for him. He's been rocked badly by the past few months.

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Examples? 

[80]

  On 20/11/2024 at 20:52, patrone said:

You ever sat in front of 2k 'fans", and many more online, with sky sports "reporters" in the crowd ready to call you out on every point you make 🤷

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Honestly, I felt bad for him. It's like you could see his balls were shrivelled up somewhere near his kidneys. I appreciated the self-deprecation but it never stopped