The worst Newcastle player you've seen in a match

[gjohnson]

Fumaca. 

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[Steve Charlton]

Kennedy away @Cardiff 

[1964]

Kevin Dillon

[gbandit]

Obertan - can’t remember specific games due to eye trauma

 

 

Edited August 4, 2024 by gbandit

[Pilko]

Alan Smith

[KingArthur]

Boumsong, just behind him Geremi

[OpenC]

Cacapa, not sure he ever did anything good

 

 

Edited August 4, 2024 by OpenC

[NSG]

Cacapa vs Pompey. 

[Fak]

  On 04/08/2024 at 07:44, OpenC said:

Cacapa, not sure he ever did anything good

 

 

 

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He was pretty solid up until that Portsmouth game iirc. And even then I’m sure he wasn’t anywhere near fit for that game if memory serves. 

[Magdad]

Joelinton as striker. Special mention also the day he kicked the ball in his own face was something you don’t see every decade 

[GeordieDazzler]

Luuk de Jong. Literally can’t remember a single thing he did.

[Yorkie]

  On 04/08/2024 at 07:46, Magdad said:

Joelinton as striker. Special mention also the day he kicked the ball in his own face was something you don’t see every decade 

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Think that was Everton (h) under Howe when his revival was well under way, no? Still, the shout is a good one, incredible how hopeless he was. 

[Nucasol]

Geremi v Scunthorpe (a) in 2009/10 was a low point for me. Hooked after 60 mins for Marlon Harewood. I don’t know whether he ever played again for us after that but he looked every inch the 47 year old he probably was.

[Fak]

Nicky Butt v Man Utd in FA Cup semi final was particularly rotten. 

[Magdad]

  On 04/08/2024 at 07:49, Yorkie said:

 

Think that was Everton (h) under Howe when his revival was well under way, no? Still, the shout is a good one, incredible how hopeless he was. 

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Yeah, it’s why I gave it special mention. At the time he was superb in every part of the pitch other than 18 yard box 

[McCormick]

Can’t remember the match or what actually happened but I remember being absolutely furious at an Alnwick goalkeeping disaster-class.

[Klaus]

  On 04/08/2024 at 07:46, GeordieDazzler said:

Luuk de Jong. Literally can’t remember a single thing he did.

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Think one of his shots has only just crossed the 6 yard line.

 

 

Edited August 4, 2024 by Klaus

[Fak]

  On 04/08/2024 at 07:51, McCormick said:

Can’t remember the match or what actually happened but I remember being absolutely furious at an Alnwick goalkeeping disaster-class.

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Spurs away in the League Cup? 

[Bimpy474]

  On 04/08/2024 at 07:51, McCormick said:

Can’t remember the match or what actually happened but I remember being absolutely furious at an Alnwick goalkeeping disaster-class.

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 V Tottenham iirc.

[Sibierski]

  On 04/08/2024 at 07:38, Steve Charlton said:

Kennedy away @Cardiff 

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This for me. Genuinely one of the most complete 0 out 10 performance I’ve ever seen. The chance to redeem that terrible performance with a penalty right at the end, and still fucked it  

[GeordieDazzler]

  On 04/08/2024 at 07:38, Steve Charlton said:

Kennedy away @Cardiff 

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Yeah think this could be the one

[54]

Jack Colback.

[Magdad]

Longstaff was pretty damn shit yesterday to be fair 

[Dr.Spaceman]

Yanga Mbiwa v Everton at SJP. We lost 2-0, Barkley scored a great goal, just ran through us. Yanga Mbiwa couldn't even judge the flight of the ball that night, he was absolutely horrific, the freak.

 

 

Edited August 4, 2024 by Dr.Spaceman

[Dr.Spaceman]

Or Cacapa v Portsmouth. You've never seen a player so 'finished'