Yoane Wissa

[gdm]

 

[oldtype]

What on earth is “he only wants to leave”  little shit just couldn’t bring himself to type “only wants Newcastle”

[David Edgar]

Big Wilson upgrade. 

[Gawalls]

Just now, oldtype said:

What on earth is “he only wants to leave”  little shit just couldn’t bring himself to type “only wants Newcastle”

He must hate that we’re now making something of this window, get this deal done and I move into the really happy camp.

[Gawalls]

Just now, David Edgar said:

Big Wilson upgrade. 

Massive

[ExiledGeordie]

He’s an excellent striker to the point where a forward line of Gordon, Wissa and Elanga would scare anybody. The issue is champions league and an entire season if he’s our only true striker.

[Menace]

He's the Wilson replacement that will be our main starter until that twat sorts out his mood swings.

[Gawalls]

Just now, ExiledGeordie said:

He’s an excellent striker to the point where a forward line of Gordon, Wissa and Elanga would scare anybody. The issue is champions league and an entire season if he’s our only true striker.

Jesus mate - let us have some happiness before moving on to next and probably final major issue left remaining.

[Gawalls]

1 minute ago, Menace said:

He's the Wilson replacement that will be our main starter until that twat sorts out his mood swings.

Don’t ever want “that twat” back personally, here’s me genuinely working 7 days a week to hit deadlines as we have new American owners and between them overworking us and people quitting and us getting their work on top, to the point it’s triggered my epilepsy and last Friday I had my first seizure in over ten years which I believe was triggered by stress - I can’t ever forgive his “poor little me” routine.

[Displayname]

9 minutes ago, oldtype said:

What on earth is “he only wants to leave”  little shit just couldn’t bring himself to type “only wants Newcastle”

He wrote it in his first Ramsey post i remember.

[ExiledGeordie]

6 minutes ago, Gawalls said:

Jesus mate - let us have some happiness before moving on to next and probably final major issue left remaining.

😂

[JonBez comesock]

6 minutes ago, Menace said:

He's the Wilson replacement that will be our main starter until that twat sorts out his mood swings.

Mood swings , he’s a grown man 

He wants more money and wants to win bigger trophies (money first by the sounds of it)

 

We need to move on , get rid of the bad apple and rebuild 

 

Eddie has built his squad on team spirit and togetherness , we need players 100% committed

 

Isak can take his shank side swipe volleys elsewhere 

[Displayname]

9 minutes ago, Menace said:

He's the Wilson replacement that will be our main starter until that twat sorts out his mood swings.

Even after that please. Let Isak be a sub and get some league cup games and easier matches just to get him in the shopping window. 

Assuming Wissa bangs the goals in ofc.

[Menace]

It really isn't that easy though - we sell him and magically every striker becomes 50% more expensive. We're being asked to replace one of the best strikers in the world, not Joe Willock.

[Menace]

As much as Isak's been an utter twat in this whole situation, I would much prefer for the new CEO/SD to come in, we have a year to assess where we are and shift him on next summer. Imagine we sign a striker and we get it completely wrong - we'd be fucked.

[Andy84]

You’d like to think a fee with Brentford is agreed so we can move this quickly over the weekend 

[Yorkie]

The more I think about it the more I think Wissa is going to be our first choice this season come what may. We've been through the catalogue of high profile strikers and been denied every single time. I'm dubious at this point that there's anyone out there who's left that Howe et al would back to be their number 9. We'll get another one if Isak does go but I think it might be another Osula type.

[Displayname]

If we just get Wissa in I'm going to be so more relaxed. Would ofcourse like another top striker, but a decent one on loan or something wouldn't be that bad really. Even if Isak goes.

[Emotic]

1 minute ago, Menace said:

As much as Isak's been an utter twat in this whole situation, I would much prefer for the new CEO/SD to come in, we have a year to assess where we are and shift him on next summer. Imagine we sign a striker and we get it completely wrong - we'd be fucked.

That's a good point, like. Get a management team in to assess the Isak situation, including the CEO and Sporting Director to sit down with Howe, suss out the succession plan like a proper corporation with a multimillion pound asset.

 

[Nucasol]

9 minutes ago, JonBez comesock said:

Mood swings , he’s a grown man 

He wants more money and wants to win bigger trophies (money first by the sounds of it)

 

We need to move on , get rid of the bad apple and rebuild 

 

Eddie has built his squad on team spirit and togetherness , we need players 100% committed

 

Isak can take his shank side swipe volleys elsewhere 

Lemic, the piece of shit Serbian gangster, wants his pension fund payoff.

[duo]

31 minutes ago, gdm said:

 

Likes to state the obvious 

[STM]

Wissa will be number 9 and he will become a cult hero. 

[JonBez comesock]

Just now, STM said:

Wissa will be number 9 and he will become a cult hero. 

Hope so , he’s very very good 

[JonBez comesock]

14 minutes ago, Menace said:

As much as Isak's been an utter twat in this whole situation, I would much prefer for the new CEO/SD to come in, we have a year to assess where we are and shift him on next summer. Imagine we sign a striker and we get it completely wrong - we'd be fucked.

We could go down the Wissa route plus a £30m bargain type risk forward from France / Spain /Germany  

 

Then if the gamble fails go big next summer 

[PauloGeordio]

15 minutes ago, STM said:

Wissa will be number 9 and he will become a cult hero. 

I believe he will.

🎶 Wissa,Wissa oh can’t you see sometimes your goals just hypnotise me 🎶 

 

 

Edited August 15, 2025 by PauloGeordio