Nick Woltemade

[JT24]

Going to be iconic for us, I can feel it. 

 

 

Edited September 3, 2025 by JT24

[Elric]

See man driving a... German Nick? 

[wyn davies]

He's a big lad,  hope he does well for us

[Izakaya]

15 hours ago, nemtizz said:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/DN6HiECDvgv/

 

Drippy baller 

 

That fit would do numbers on any menswear blog on the planet. 

 

Blokes cool as fuck. 

 

 

[elbee909]

He's like some stretched version of Beck

[elbee909]

2 hours ago, BennyBlanco said:

 

I can absolutely 100% back up the notion that the man is a simpleton. I was involved in a local sports club where we had him on for a sportsman’s dinner. He demanded a place on the table, meal and free drinks for his son - who also turned out to be his driver because he was on a ban. Read his shtick from a bit of paper in what was one of the most boring experiences of my life. Had reports of him constantly being in the toilet - make of that what you will. Oh and when he engaged me in conversation about Newcastle it was basically like talking to a real life uninformed opinion. Just stereotyping to the max. 
 

Proper simpleton.

 

He reminds me of an old manager of mine. He was a fuckwit too.

[Mole]

15 minutes ago, Izakaya said:

 

That fit would do numbers on any menswear blog on the planet. 

 

Blokes cool as fuck. 

 

 

Ngl I really like the Cardigan

[bobbydazzla]

2 hours ago, BennyBlanco said:

 

I can absolutely 100% back up the notion that the man is a simpleton. I was involved in a local sports club where we had him on for a sportsman’s dinner. He demanded a place on the table, meal and free drinks for his son - who also turned out to be his driver because he was on a ban. Read his shtick from a bit of paper in what was one of the most boring experiences of my life. Had reports of him constantly being in the toilet - make of that what you will. Oh and when he engaged me in conversation about Newcastle it was basically like talking to a real life uninformed opinion. Just stereotyping to the max. 
 

Proper simpleton.

 

In the early 00's I got to meet a few big name British footballers whose playing heyday was mid 80's to mid 90's

 

They were supposed to provide a little bit of insight that might be useful in a work environment. Majority just turned up for the corporate coin, got absolutely ratarsed on the free peeve and tried it on with lasses

 

People like Kenny Sansom, who's decline into addiction and homelessness is well documented

 

 

[r0cafella]

Kev Lawson's take. 

 

https://open.substack.com/pub/editkev/p/analysis-how-will-the-addition-of?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1553245&post_id=172589058&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=21fzf3&token=eyJ1c2VyX2lkIjoxMjMzNTc3MTEsInBvc3RfaWQiOjE3MjU4OTA1OCwiaWF0IjoxNzU2ODg2NjM0LCJleHAiOjE3NTk0Nzg2MzQsImlzcyI6InB1Yi0xNTUzMjQ1Iiwic3ViIjoicG9zdC1yZWFjdGlvbiJ9.lJVEME1HO7r9MJh5G2iN0gN1qGka1umVSHZ99qpoOu4

[janpawel]

42 minutes ago, r0cafella said:

Kev Lawson's take. 

 

https://open.substack.com/pub/editkev/p/analysis-how-will-the-addition-of?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1553245&post_id=172589058&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=21fzf3&token=eyJ1c2VyX2lkIjoxMjMzNTc3MTEsInBvc3RfaWQiOjE3MjU4OTA1OCwiaWF0IjoxNzU2ODg2NjM0LCJleHAiOjE3NTk0Nzg2MzQsImlzcyI6InB1Yi0xNTUzMjQ1Iiwic3ViIjoicG9zdC1yZWFjdGlvbiJ9.lJVEME1HO7r9MJh5G2iN0gN1qGka1umVSHZ99qpoOu4

 

Good read. Interesting comparison to Robert Firmino

[Dr Venkman]

4 hours ago, Pearljam10 said:

Box dominant.

 

[Gallowgate Toon]

Prefer he fly under the radar a bit but he's going to need to be chucked in due to the volume of games over the next few weeks.

 

I expect he'll start more CL while Wissa more PL. Over time, it'll become more tactical.

[Pixelphish]

6 minutes ago, Dr Venkman said:

Box dominant.

 

[PauloGeordio]

19 hours ago, nemtizz said:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/DN6HiECDvgv/

 

Drippy baller 

Vibes.

[SteV]

Helpful that Germany’s qualifiers are done by Sunday. Should get the best part of a week for Eddie to start indoctrinating him with what’s required before the Wolves game.

[madras]

2 minutes ago, SteV said:

Helpful that Germany’s qualifiers are done by Sunday. Should get the best part of a week for Eddie to start indoctrinating him with what’s required before the Wolves game.

Could be hard without quite a bit of the first team squad until Weds or Thurs. 

 

Decisions decisions. Woltemade has recent match fitness, Wissa has prem experience. Unless either gets injured on international duty I just don't know.

[KennyUtd]

He starts against Wolves with Wissa. Proper 4-4-2. 

Possibly. 

[Erikse]

The Peter Crouch and Messi hybrid.

 

 

Edited September 3, 2025 by Erikse

[madras]

Just now, KennyUtd said:

He starts against Wolves with Wissa. Proper 4-4-2. 

Possibly. 

Really can't see Eddie starting both.

[KennyUtd]

1 minute ago, madras said:

Really can't see Eddie starting both.

Nah you're right. Just wishful thinking on my part. I can dream though. 

[SteV]

5 minutes ago, madras said:

Could be hard without quite a bit of the first team squad until Weds or Thurs. 

 

Decisions decisions. Woltemade has recent match fitness, Wissa has prem experience. Unless either gets injured on international duty I just don't know.

Yeah, I think it’ll be Wissa, assuming his fitness and sharpness is decent enough.

 

But, it doesn’t hurt to have Woltemade getting a few extra days of learning, even if it’s more theoretical than practical given the lack of numbers.

[Rod]

2 minutes ago, KennyUtd said:

He starts against Wolves with Wissa. Proper 4-4-2. 

Possibly. 

No chance. 4-3-3 which is the Eddie Howe way. Only one of them plays. I'm of the opinion that it could be either player. I'll go with Wissa. 

[Tiresias]

Both Wissa and Woltemande have been played wide left. I don't imagine that will be first choice but i can believe it will be thrown on towards ends of games now and then. I expect Wissa will get starts normally and then we may shift to both up top if chasing if not one will sub the other. 

[Erikse]

I think Wissa will definetly be preferred early on, due to Premier League experience.

[Kid Icarus]

Absolutely chaspin' to see this lanky streak of silk. International breaks are shite.