Superior Acuña Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Fucking hell seeing that back - what a pen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 47 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: Too many syllables in the second line and too few lines in total. Ugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Obviously fuck Branko but the last line needs work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 (edited) This guy is the mutts nuts. What a player. Edited October 6, 2025 by Abacus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Passing Accuracy today - 100% Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Nice piece on him on MOTD, highlighting the 100% pass accuracy and of course the pen. They didn't highlight it afterwards but his press contributed to winning the pen too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 56 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: Too many syllables in the second line and too few lines in total. Big Nick is the answer? Not giving you another line mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonjam88 Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 20 minutes ago, Superior Acuña said: Fucking hell seeing that back - what a pen Watched it probably 20 times now one of the best pens I have seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonjam88 Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 We need to have another centre forward around him. Sometimes you need to break the mould to win things and maybe we have to go back to the old 442 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Daily reminder that we have no WOLT smiley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Absolutely love him. Such an incredible start for him. Great attitude and application Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Izakaya Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 1 hour ago, Anderson said: Rhythm is a dancer Voltemade's the answer, You can see him the air. Ohhhh he's fucking massive, Ohhhh you can see him in the air. Big nick is a dancer Voltemade's the answer He can score from anywhere Whoaaaa ohh, geordie German Whoaaaa ohh, he can score from anywhere Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaurentRobert Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Would love to see Woltemade outscore Isak after his antics. Not looking like a bad bet as things stand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 4 minutes ago, Izakaya said: Big nick is a dancer Voltemade's the answer He can score from anywhere Whoaaaa ohh, geordie German Whoaaaa ohh, he can score from anywhere Big Nick is a dancer approved. Removing mention of him being massive and in the air, denied. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon1984 Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 He was unlucky not to score more - a sharp chance when hit the bar and the CB blocked his other shot almost on the line. So you can add fox in the box to his repertoire as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 55 minutes ago, Skeletor said: In 1996 I'd disagree but both are obviously GOATs. 96-97 R9 was about as good as you could ever see. 47 goals and a ludicrous amount of them solo efforts. Shearer was great that season obvs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 I don't like Gordon's method. It feels like 50-50 if he's gonna score because he doesn't look at the keeper or ever change his mind. So if the keeper guesses right, like Pickford did last year then there is a good chance they save it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Anderson said: Big Nick is the answer? Not giving you another line mind. Rhythm is a dancer Big Nick is the answer You cant beat him in the air You cant get if off him Making goals and scoring You can see him everywhere Woah, Voltemade. Woah, you can see him everywhere. Woah, Voltemade. Woah, woah woah. Edited October 5, 2025 by Super Duper Branko Strupar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 4 minutes ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: Rhythm is a dancer Big Nick is the answer You cant beat him in the air You cant get if off him Making goals and scoring You can see him everywhere Woah, Voltemade. Woah, you can see him everywhere. Woah, Voltemade. Woah, woah woah. I wanted to hate it because fuck Branko but this is class. Making goals and scoring is the only line that needs fixing. But fair play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 1 minute ago, Mike said: Making goals and scoring is the only line that needs fixing Agreed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
myvacuumhasheadlights Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 The doubters were focusing on the fact it was big money for a striker from the Bundesliga, and not from a fashionable club at that. He's took to the Prem like a duck to water, really impressed today, he can't help where he's played in the past,he's only really just got rid of his L plates on the world stage.We need to see him sent through soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teslact Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 1 hour ago, Anderson said: Big Nick is the answer? He should have a different letter under each cap he wears. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted October 6, 2025 Share Posted October 6, 2025 Did well today, with a bit more composure he could have had a hat-trick. He’s so much more likeable than our previous front man. Just his general demeanour is so much more positive. If we ever see Wissa in the shirt this season, hopefully that will take the pressure off and let him express himself as he’s still carrying that burden of the wide players not doing as well as they should be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey Posted October 6, 2025 Share Posted October 6, 2025 1 hour ago, PauloGeordio said: Pure unadulterated filth that like. It's almost hard to believe he intended to hit it that sweet. Hate getting my hopes too high on a player but it's difficult not to with Wolte. Christ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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