HMSIllustrious Posted February 17 Share Posted February 17 Looks like Mario Basler 😄 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie Mover Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Germany striker Nick Woltemade is unhappy at Newcastle and the 24-year-old would welcome a move back to Stuttgart or Bayern Munich. (Bild - in German) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 1 hour ago, Magpie Mover said: Germany striker Nick Woltemade is unhappy at Newcastle and the 24-year-old would welcome a move back to Stuttgart or Bayern Munich. (Bild - in German) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 4 hours ago, Magpie Mover said: Germany striker Nick Woltemade is unhappy at Newcastle and the 24-year-old would welcome a move back to Stuttgart or Bayern Munich. (Bild - in German) Total non-article written by a Bayern journalist - a throwaway line in a love letter to Harry Kane: https://m.sportbild.bild.de/fussball/fc-bayern-muenchen/kolumne-meine-bayern-wer-ein-guter-kane-nachfolger-waere-69932bd36e842744e5c57548?t_ref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.bbc.co.uk%2F Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 (edited) Quote ...meanwhile it appears Nick Woltemade has settled well at Newcastle. When asked if he was settling well on Tyneside, he responded passionately; "Wey aye manen ich liebe Newcahstle. Ich eaten sausage rollen for breakfast ja und trinken broon ale regularen. Life could not be betteren" Https://[email protected]/newcastle_united_fake.news Edited February 18 by Heron Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 The daily heron actually sounds legit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Pixelphish said: The daily heron actually sounds legit. Should have put Herren. (I think that means men in German) Edited February 18 by Heron Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Wouldn’t actually be surprised if this is the start of a concerted effort by Bayern via their legion of client journalists to get the summer transfer rolling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 It's the classic play. Surprised lasagna boy isn't involved though they might not be able to afford his meatballs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Minimum hatrick from this Uber trendy Knockwurst munching beanpole tonight Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMSIllustrious Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 It‘s not even a real article, just satire. It‘s carnival season in Germany and the Bild is Bayern‘s public channel, so no news here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 9 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said: Minimum hatrick from this Uber trendy Knockwurst munching beanpole tonight Drei im Weggla? Nein, drei im Zwiebelbeutel bitte. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 (edited) Really would like to see a comedically tall flag/banner of wor Wolte that crops the top of his head off or something as it's too big to extend all the way up the stand Too big for a flag, too big for a fla-ag, Woltemade, he's too big for a flag Edited February 18 by HawK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 7 minutes ago, HawK said: Really would like to see a comedically tall flag/banner of wor Wolte that crops the top of his head off or something as it's too big to extend all the way up the stand Too big for a flag, too big for a fla-ag, Woltemade, he's too big for a flag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 11 minutes ago, Nucasol said: Drei im Weggla? Nein, drei im Zwiebelbeutel bitte. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 8 hours ago, Magpie Mover said: Germany striker Nick Woltemade is unhappy at Newcastle and the 24-year-old would welcome a move back to Stuttgart or Bayern Munich. (Bild - in German) Made BBC Sport Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 BBC gossip FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 I would take 80 mil for him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 “Leaked” day of a Champions league match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fak Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Ah Nick, please no Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjmc Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 15 minutes ago, Kanj said: “Leaked” day of a Champions league match. Be greatful Craig no Hope is off right about now is the time he usually crops up with a delightful mail+ death spiral inspiring piece. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Honestly think he'll be top scorer at the World Cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abacus Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 BBC gossip literally just repeats the German source, as they do with every rumour without source checking, I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Anyone else notice a rumor of our one our "star" players on the morning of a big match? Liverpool away, think it was the Tonali shit. This stuff does not surprise me. Just wait until Saturday and the following Tuesday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 (edited) "Look at Nick Woltemade, who's been unhappy at Newcastle for ages and would rather go back to Stuttgart or maybe even Bayern Munich sooner rather than later . Nick would make a good successor for you." translated from the Bild article on Kane. just sounds like shit stirring. Edited February 18 by huss9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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