vicente_14 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Yellow football boots - awful He's got great feet - obviously - he's a pro footballer! Mike Parry(Talksport) & his Wayne Rooney love affair Frank Lampard Jonathan Pearce and his love affair with Arsenal David Pleat changing a players name every time he mentions it Fulhams ground - looks like its made of Lego All things Tottenham Music after goals The constant media hype that surrounds the completely over rated England team - England are NOT world class JOhn Motson's voice - ohhhhhhhhhhh what do you make of that Mark The sign on the ground as the players come out at West Ham, that says something stupid like 'welcome to the academy of football' - f**k off your s**t! Graham Poll thinking he's the main attraction Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Dances and prances and poncey little things like that on celebrations can be pulled off if it's quick and subtle. Like Martins against Spurs at home. God i love that guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stormrider Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 spitting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Dances and prances and poncey little things like that on celebrations can be pulled off if it's quick and subtle. Like Martins against Spurs at home. God i love that guy. He did that thing for ages when he scored against Juve for inter and the collapsed on the floor. Great celebration Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Nicky Butt's little backwards dance thing has been celebration of the season, imo. Anyway: * Motson * 'Lawro' * Shit Lineker gags * Lineker's false modesty (ALWAYS followed by either Hansen or Motson saying, 'You're being a bit modest there, Gary, you were GEET LUSH' or similar), * Desperate fans shouting for handball everytime the ball hits an oppo player * Defenders waving their feckin' hands instead of playing football * Robbie Savage * Smarmy refs * English FA: a load of shit * Rubbish attempts at authentic pronounciation of foreigners names * 'Little triangles, 'the hole just behind the front two', 'running from deep' * Newcastle throw-ins Lots more besides. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags Serbia Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Newcastle throw-ins Yes,agreed 100 % !!! This is our nightmare... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 General Newcastle set plays tbh. One thing that annoys me on here is the fact that (to me) Emre puts in as much effort as Parker per game but it only gets recognised by a few. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mitch Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Everton, Watford, Bolton, Fulham and Arsenal for having such c***ish players, managers and fans. p.s. i especially hate everton and arsenal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 General Newcastle set plays tbh. One thing that annoys me on here is the fact that (to me) Emre puts in as much effort as Parker per game but it only gets recognised by a few. Agree with that on Emre. He really works his socks off all the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 People, especially commentators, who miss the end of a team's name off when there's two teams with the same name: "We're playing Sheffield at the weekend" "Manchester were all over them". Doesn't tend to be as bad for the Manc teams tbf, but Sheffield really gets my goat, be even worse if I were a Wednesday fan. I've found women to be particularly bad for this.[/generalisation] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest brewer Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 When someone English says 'maybe we're too honest'. Alan Shearer tends to say it quite often. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Scoreboards with cheesy CG graphics like the ones you get on the screens at bowling alleys - A CGI version of a mascot like "Hamton the Hammer" or whatever running along and scoring a goal and the letters "G-O-A-L!" slamming into position. In fact, add mascots in big furry suits in general to that as well, so glad we got rid of Mongo and Milly the magpies or wahtever they were called. And, of course, Detective Inspector Shitcock and PC Fuckwit parking their big f****** riot van right in the bottle neck outside the east stand and causing a massive crush. Then putting their blue lights on and trying to get out by edging fowards and running over all the people they've trapped. Nice one twatface, MBE in the New Years honours list for sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 People, especially commentators, who miss the end of a team's name off when there's two teams with the same name: "We're playing Sheffield at the weekend" "Manchester were all over them". Doesn't tend to be as bad for the Manc teams tbf, but Sheffield really gets my goat, be even worse if I were a Wednesday fan. I've found women to be particularly bad for this.[/generalisation] Wimen to do that a lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Games in hand. I hate seeing the league table when teams have played less than other teams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 You must hate the Women's Premier League. I always laugh when I see it on SSN and some teams have played 11 games and other only 3. But I guess they can't play in the rain? Edit- Here we go: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/women/table/default.stm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I just went and got it too, its unbelievable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Time wasting and when commentators claim that time wasting is "part of the game" and "you can't blame them for it". It's cheating. I've no issue with players taking the ball to the corner flag as it is within the laws of the game, but taking forever to take a throw-in or free kick is blatant cheating. Also each late substitution is supposed to add another 30 seconds to the time played, but this never ends up being the case. Paul Jewel's teams were the kings of this rubbish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 the away goals rule inconsistent refereeing teams that play in red and white stripes penalty shoot outs involving england/nufc the 'deluded geordie' stereotype Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 players grabbing the ball when the go down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 The imaginary card. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Not mine but my Dad always goes mental when a player is standing to take a throw in then decides to give it to someone else, makes me laugh anyway Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GAMMELL Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Transfer windows and the epic wankfest surrounding it thanks to SSN Andy Grey Jon Champion Scouse k*nts Grand slam sunday glory hunting bastart supoorters deckyno 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Pretty much everything in the first 7 posts are huge pet hates for me. Ashley17 your dad isnt alone, it really fucking grates on me when Guthrie(every bloody time) does it. ITV Champions League games where its just a Man Utd wankathon and the whole media obsession with Liverpool and Benitez get on my tits too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Goalkeepers not being sent-off for handball when denying a goal from a backpass. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Short corners. Invariably, especially at our level, they pass it short and then that guy just crosses it anyway - only he's getting closed down and doesn't get enough accuracy on it. Fucking pointless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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