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Passing exchange involving the back four, no movement further up the pitch, followed by back-pass to the keeper[/b]...... only then (before the hoof) do you see midfield movement which is best descibed as a slow stroll, as they fall into positions where they can feed off the knock-downs. 

 

That initial passing exchange is nothing more than an exercise in timewasting, when the intention & gameplan is to hoof it anyway.

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People chanting 'you dont know what you're doing' to the ref! 1) he probably does not give a damn 2) abusing him wont make him perform any better

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Passing exchange involving the back four, no movement further up the pitch, followed by back-pass to the keeper[/b]...... only then (before the hoof) do you see midfield movement which is best descibed as a slow stroll, as they fall into positions where they can feed off the knock-downs. 

 

That initial passing exchange is nothing more than an exercise in timewasting, when the intention & gameplan is to hoof it anyway.

 

or trying to create space, draw the opposition out

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Because we're ........ .......... FC. We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen...

 

Always reminds me of Hovis ffs.

 

What league are they in?

 

They're a better team than most of the cretin cunts that sing that song.

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Because we're ........ .......... FC. We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen...

Is that the one Arsenal always sing? Pretty slow tempo, never known the lyrics or heard more than "Arsenaaaal.... ARSENAAAAL EEEFCEE!". I can't bloody stand it, it's so s***.

Sunderland sing it as well I think.

 

"Because we're suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuundeeeeeeerrrrrrllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... Sundeeeeerland FC. We are by faaaaarrrr the greatest team, the woooorld has eeevver seen!"

 

You's are 9th in the English Premiership man you absolute spackers.

 

Arent they Sunderland AFC too? :lol:

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Because we're ........ .......... FC. We're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen...

Is that the one Arsenal always sing? Pretty slow tempo, never known the lyrics or heard more than "Arsenaaaal.... ARSENAAAAL EEEFCEE!". I can't bloody stand it, it's so s***.

Sunderland sing it as well I think.

 

"Because we're suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuundeeeeeeerrrrrrllllllaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... Sundeeeeerland FC. We are by faaaaarrrr the greatest team, the woooorld has eeevver seen!"

 

You's are 9th in the English Premiership man you absolute spackers.

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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The news before MOTD.

 

"We must remind you that MOTD is on after this programme so if you don't want to know whats going on then look away now."

 

Then before you can do anything they read the scores out.

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when the crowd think they can give a player any sort of abuse they want but when the  player gestures in any way the crowd gets offended to anfield proportions and wants the authorities to do something about it.  man up FFS, you even have me defending joey barton at this point (mackems whinging about him today)

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Passing exchange involving the back four, no movement further up the pitch, followed by back-pass to the keeper[/b]...... only then (before the hoof) do you see midfield movement which is best descibed as a slow stroll, as they fall into positions where they can feed off the knock-downs. 

 

That initial passing exchange is nothing more than an exercise in timewasting, when the intention & gameplan is to hoof it anyway.

 

or trying to create space, draw the opposition out

 

And that stroll forward (midfield movement, before the hoof as the GK picks out the targetman) provides ample time for the opposition to reestablish it's defensive shape.

 

The passing exhange along the back-line, before the back-pass to the GK, is a creditable tactic (in the hoof-ball game) if there's more urgency from the attacking midfield ie. movement. That element goes hand-in-hand with attempting to draw the opposition out. Without the complimenting movement, further up, it's not unreasonable to interpret that sort of tactic as a cynical exercise in timewasting.

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when the crowd think they can give a player any sort of abuse they want but when the  player gestures in any way the crowd gets offended to anfield proportions and wants the authorities to do something about it.  man up FFS, you even have me defending joey barton at this point (mackems whinging about him today)

 

Completely agree

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when the crowd think they can give a player any sort of abuse they want but when the  player gestures in any way the crowd gets offended to anfield proportions and wants the authorities to do something about it.  man up FFS, you even have me defending joey barton at this point (mackems whinging about him today)

 

Completely agree

 

Aye. It's all part of the game. If you can't take it don't hand it out.

 

Little bit different when it's your own players (England hero "Scotty" Parker) telling the crowd to go forth and fornicate though.

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Ridiculously unbalanced teams of the week/month/season/decade.

 

Casillas

 

Perch

Pique

Alves

 

Sneijder

Messi

Ronaldo

Riquelme

 

RvP

Kun

Shola

 

Beat anyone them.

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Ridiculously unbalanced teams of the week/month/season/decade.

 

How the one in the back of FourFourTwo always seems to be made up of the same fucking players every time.

 

Always Buffon in goal, always Cafu at right back, always Maldini at centre half/left back, always Zidane in there, and always a combination of Maradona, either Ronaldo and/or Messi, with all the attacking players listed played out of position.

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