Deuce Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 The on-going Neymar saga. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Carlton Cole. A nothing player who has achieved pretty much fuck all and nevertheless manages to scare the bejesus out of me every transfer window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 On 25/05/2013 at 05:09, loki679 said: Carlton Cole. A nothing player who has achieved pretty much f*** all and nevertheless manages to scare the bejesus out of me every transfer window. Is he 6'4? If so, be afraid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 On 25/05/2013 at 10:27, NEEJ_Hunter said: Quote Carlton Cole. A nothing player who has achieved pretty much f*** all and nevertheless manages to scare the bejesus out of me every transfer window. Is he 6'4? If so, be afraid. "I've worked with Carlton before. He was cheap, available and you know what you're getting with him. I just couldn't turn it down." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Read that in my head in Pardew's voice and it actually sounds like a real quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 When managers say "players must learn from their mistakes" when we all know within 10 games they are bound to commit another.......mistake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 14, 2013 Share Posted July 14, 2013 On 25/05/2013 at 05:09, loki679 said: Carlton Cole. A nothing player who has achieved pretty much fuck all and nevertheless manages to scare the bejesus out of me every transfer window. Shola 'plays' 30 games a season and you're scared of Can't Control? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 Mate's cousins boyfriend is from Southampton, but supports Man U. Why? Well, because Southampton aren't very good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 On 06/08/2013 at 17:32, Nobody said: Mate's cousins boyfriend is from Southampton, but supports Man U. Why? Well, because Southampton aren't very good He probably just loves the colour of Manchester United' s jersey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillClinton Posted August 6, 2013 Share Posted August 6, 2013 clubs from the same league playing each other in preseason friendlies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 When a player gets an assist then runs off in a different direction to the goalscorer celebrating as if he'd scored it himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 On 12/08/2013 at 18:39, Keith said: When a player gets an assist then runs off in a different direction to the goalscorer celebrating as if he'd scored it himself. A very good one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I'd say it's more annoying when the scorer gets a fantastic assist and runs off like he did it all himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Will probably have been mentioned, but: Goalscorers pushing away teammates just so they can do a shit dance move celebration. Cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 On 12/08/2013 at 20:07, Dave said: I'd say it's more annoying when the scorer gets a fantastic assist and runs off like he did it all himself. Both are s*** tbh. I can't remember ever scoring a goal/assisting without wanting to celebrate with the relevant team-mate, unless we were doing the grab-the-ball-and-restart-sharpish thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/QjbeEWF.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Loved Nobby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Players ushering the ball out for goalkicks resulting in the attacker trying to wrap their leg around the defender to keep it in and both ending on the floor looking like a right mess Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 On 12/08/2013 at 20:04, leffe186 said: Quote When a player gets an assist then runs off in a different direction to the goalscorer celebrating as if he'd scored it himself. A very good one. Apart from Shola's flick on from the corner in the 5-1, that was hilarious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 I think he thought it went straight in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 On 12/08/2013 at 20:08, Fugazi said: Will probably have been mentioned, but: Goalscorers pushing away teammates just so they can do a s*** dance move celebration. c***s. http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Daniel+Sturridge+Liverpool+v+Swansea+City+x5tIIOiTU79l.jpg This is the fucking truth though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 On 12/08/2013 at 20:16, Dave said: http://i.imgur.com/QjbeEWF.jpg Proper love players appreciating a team mate after a goal. As you pointed out Nobby was fantastic at letting the everyone know who created that chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexf Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 Remember Bellamy used to grab Dyer a few times after being set up nicely. Ah the good old days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted August 12, 2013 Share Posted August 12, 2013 On 12/08/2013 at 20:41, Cajun said: Quote http://i.imgur.com/QjbeEWF.jpg Proper love players appreciating a team mate after a goal. As you pointed out Nobby was fantastic at letting the everyone know who created that chance. One of my favourite ever Newcastle players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 13, 2013 Share Posted August 13, 2013 Loved Nobby. He could strike a ball so sweetly. I remember a goal he scored, I think it was against Villa, it dropped to him on the edge of the box and he just drilled it perfectly. After the match the Villa manager (either Gregory or O'Leary, can't remember) said something like 'I saw it dropping and just thought, not him, of all the players why did it drop to him?'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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