MickMack Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Gorgeous is another, "oh what a gorgeous tackle", never heard them use it but can imagine it sounding creepy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 'Rooney can't quite bring it under his spell.' Fucking Clive Tyldesley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 'Rooney can't quite bring it under his spell.' f***ing Clive Tyldesley. They'd never let a troll in Hogwarts anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 'Rooney can't quite bring it under his spell.' Fucking Clive Tyldesley. Code for big player made a mistake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 It's fucking horrid. I like how out of place it is. Also a fan of succulent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 'Rooney can't quite bring it under his spell.' Fucking Clive Tyldesley. He says every wanky football thing going, that cunt. Probably made half of them up. Utter scum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 The media-led notion that Dmitri Payet barely existed prior to joining the mighty West Ham United. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 It's fucking horrid. I like how out of place it is. Also a fan of succulent. I someone glassed you for saying it, no court would convict. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 'He's almost hit it too well' ITV pundits are class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 It's fucking horrid. I like how out of place it is. Also a fan of succulent. I also like these terms in football, it just gives a creepy edge to otherwise dull commentary. "Gorgeous strike" "Succulent through ball there" "That tackle was erotic" "A big juicy right hand from the keeper there. So sexy in the replay" etc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I've said it before and i'll say it again - Andy Townsend. Fucking helmet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Allowing Michael Owen to commentate Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 'He's almost hit it too well' ITV pundits are class That one does my head in. When they catch a volley and it goes straight to the keeper. "Oh he's caught that one a little too well if anything. Right on the laces." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Froggy Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Allowing Michael Owen to commentate I work for BT and we get 100's of complaints a week about Owen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I've said it before and i'll say it again - Andy Townsend. Fucking helmet Better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dabe Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 The idea that teams who don't or can't score past an opponent "deserve" to be ahead. Unless there's a referee error or egregious injustice no they don't deserve to be ahead, they deserve to remain level as they can't find a way to fucking score...the entire concept of "deserving" something in football is horrid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I've said it before and i'll say it again - Andy Townsend. f***ing helmet Not for me, Clive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Townsend is the pits. Would prefer listening to Mots-.... nah, okay Motson is still the worst, but he's a close second. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 The use, overuse, or indeed, misuse of the word 'proven' when it comes to describing a footballer. Hmm interesting considering the season we've had. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickMack Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 The use of the word 'rape' whenst describing a raking tackle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Never heard that before like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 "Justice for the England 11" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Digging this out again, why not http://i.imgur.com/AkKGQDs.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stal Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Allowing Michael Owen to commentate I work for BT and we get 100's of complaints a week about Owen. Can you do anything about it? Pass it on to someone who reviews the complaints? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 "Trophy-lifting fingers" What a rancid man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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