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Is it now a thing that before Liverpool games on Scouse Sports we get the lineups out of the usual sequence so we can listen to them cunts sing their song uninterrupted?

 

Less pet hate and more total hatred admittedly.

 

Fucking scouse cunts.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Kilcline said:

Is it now a thing that before Liverpool games on Scouse Sports we get the lineups out of the usual sequence so we can listen to them cunts sing their song uninterrupted?

 

Less pet hate and more total hatred admittedly.

 

Fucking scouse cunts.

 

 

Always mute Liverpool home games until about 2 mins in. It's unbearable and I actually think the weekly rimming they receive is getting deeper and deeper :hmm:

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5 minutes ago, midds said:

Always mute Liverpool home games until about 2 mins in. It's unbearable and I actually think the weekly rimming they receive is getting deeper and deeper :hmm:

Ive taken to putting some tunes on when watching non Newcastle games and not bothering at all with the pre/half time/post blather 

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Jamie Redknapp - Absolute cock who even referred to himself in third person to Arnie Slot earlier.  'So Arnie, earlier Jamie Redknapp said your team is......' That's was you, you dumb fuck.

 

Absolute grade A bellend

 

 

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12 minutes ago, midds said:

Always mute Liverpool home games until about 2 mins in. It's unbearable and I actually think the weekly rimming they receive is getting deeper and deeper :hmm:

Today was mental, nearly 10 mins of wanking off the whole cunting club

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12 minutes ago, Bimpy474 said:

Jamie Redknapp - Absolute cock who even referred to himself in third person to Arnie Slot earlier.  'So Arnie, earlier Jamie Redknapp said your team is......' That's was you, you dumb fuck.

 

Absolute grade A bellend

 

 

 

I didn't hear a word that wanker said as when they did the face close up I couldn't stop laughing at his blatant hair dye job, he should have at least gone for the touch of grey

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25 minutes ago, madras said:

Ive taken to putting some tunes on when watching non Newcastle games and not bothering at all with the pre/half time/post blather 

Wholeheartedly agree, I normally check the teams on Fotmob as soon as they're out then actually switch it on about 5 mins before kick off. Mute on the HT whistle, unmute as the second half kicks off then the whole thing goes off 5 mins after FT. Any interviews I catch online

 

Liverpool matches are different. Switch on with 5 mins to kick off, mute immediately, wait until 5 mins in, unmute. Switch channels at HT, back for second half, mute on 85, off immediately on FT. It's working wonders tbh and the shite I see and listen too has decreased by at least 90%, thoroughly recommend it to all

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15 hours ago, Kilcline said:

Is it now a thing that before Liverpool games on Scouse Sports we get the lineups out of the usual sequence so we can listen to them cunts sing their song uninterrupted?

 

Less pet hate and more total hatred admittedly.

 

Fucking scouse cunts.

 

 

Yes!!!!!

Thank you for making this point

 

I was going mental how we are only allowed 30 seconds of the magnificent local hero, yet that cunt shit song was on for eternity with the cameras taking it in like king Charles getting wanked off ceremony.

 

Honestly ran out of fuckin sick bags, pro Bournemouth Jamie redknob, the chipmunk fucker (and I still don't know who the fuck she is -hope she can kick a ball cleaner than aluko) the amount of wanking about that cunt klopp who has been unbearable, the reference to the kop singing Arnie slots name even though the cunt had to tell us because nobody could hear

 

As for the build up to the Newcastle match....it started a 4 hour build up to the Scouse wankathon. Turned the fuckin shite off. 

Think I'll just get the dodgy stick and just put the toon match on a minute before kick off, mute the cunt and put the radio on

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On 24/08/2024 at 19:05, midds said:

Fouls in the middle third of the pitch going completely unpunished. It's like some managers have found a glitch in refs where they know that they can destroy attack after attack after attack with a little niggly foul and get away with it until about the 80th minute. The 14th time it happens the card comes out but they've killed every attack  until that point. It's genuinely frustrating as fuck and I'm fully aware we do it plenty too, it's a football thing


City have been doing it for years - Pep brought in from Spain its systematic use to break down opposing attacks. Like everything else, Arteta took it from Pep too.

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15 hours ago, madras said:

Ive taken to putting some tunes on when watching non Newcastle games and not bothering at all with the pre/half time/post blather 


Watched our Leicester match in the pub with a few neighbors. For some reason you couldn’t hear the commentary at all from our TV and the whole thing was massively improved - to the point I think everyone commented on it.

 

Tbf I do provide a running commentary on games when I watch. I’m one of those cunts, although naturally my commentary is more pithy and erudite than anyone else, especially after a few.

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25 minutes ago, leffe186 said:


City have been doing it for years - Pep brought in from Spain its systematic use to break down opposing attacks. Like everything else, Arteta took it from Pep too.

Absolutely, yeah. Fernandinho was a master at it and usually got away with 2 a game before he was eventually booked. I think every team does it now to some extent so it invariably has an impact on most games I'm trying to watch and enjoy which is why it fucks me off so much

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41 minutes ago, midds said:

Absolutely, yeah. Fernandinho was a master at it and usually got away with 2 a game before he was eventually booked. I think every team does it now to some extent so it invariably has an impact on most games I'm trying to watch and enjoy which is why it fucks me off so much


Leicester did it constantly in the first half against us which was driving me nuts, then Udogie did a blatant yellow card tackle and I was ready to flip…until the ref bottled that too :lol:

 

They need to start dealing with it early on in games but it’s the same old story. Only way to deal with it is dole out tons of yellows and reds until teams get the message…but the FA doesn’t want that to happen so the initiative always peters out.

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On 24/08/2024 at 19:05, midds said:

Fouls in the middle third of the pitch going completely unpunished. It's like some managers have found a glitch in refs where they know that they can destroy attack after attack after attack with a little niggly foul and get away with it until about the 80th minute. The 14th time it happens the card comes out but they've killed every attack  until that point. It's genuinely frustrating as fuck and I'm fully aware we do it plenty too, it's a football thing

I whinged on incessantly about that last season, not just middle third either. I even started trying to formulate some sanctions  for accumulates team fouls or an automatic booking for 2 deliberate fouls.

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4 hours ago, Jinky said:

Been said elsewhere....but female commentators and pundits for mens matches......NO

 

Shrill and trying too hard.

Put it this way, you don't want a man with a squeeky voice. 

And for alukos 'world class' appraisal for herself....well she clearly can't kick a ball as well as a bloke who plays for the pub team, and we don't want him in the studio do we 

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4 minutes ago, PCW1983 said:

What does that even mean?  Heard it yesterday. 

 

I don't know if it's newcastle specific but during the Pardew era it was revealed that for recruitment purposes they colour coded the players based on their value to the team. So Cisse, Cabaye etc were Purples.

 

Seemed vaguely ridiculous at the time, even more so now. Alot of people use the term purple as tongue in cheek for a good player.

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