Mike Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I can't believe it was possible to hate him any more. I'm starting to feel like death by natural causes is the only way that I'll ever win. I'll be sat there with an oxygen mask, someone whispers in my ear that 143 year old Newcastle Manager Alan Pardew has died, I smile, I breathe my last breath and go gently into that good night. Turns out Hell exists and it's all personalised, Pardew's there upscaled with 30 metre lips just talking to me about himself for eternity whilst I lay there like this. http://media.giphy.com/media/uVOTxMagGsgXS/giphy.gif Staying alive to spite him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I can't believe it was possible to hate him any more. I'm starting to feel like death by natural causes is the only way that I'll ever win. I'll be sat there with an oxygen mask, someone whispers in my ear that 143 year old Newcastle Lasers Manager Alan Pardew has died, I smile, I breathe my last breath and go gently into that good night. Turns out Hell exists and it's all personalised, Pardew's there upscaled with 30 metre lips just talking to me about himself for eternity whilst I lay there like this. http://media.giphy.com/media/uVOTxMagGsgXS/giphy.gif When really, he'll pass seconds after you and you'd never know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Honestly man, I can't stress how many absolute meatheads are on that TF Facebook page. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 http://imgur.com/w5UOeXE.png http://imgur.com/fByOwl7.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Ugh. What a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 You're s*** aaaaaaaaahhh Nope, still fucking love this. Tradition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Alan Pardew, what a fucking cunt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hithere Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 The fact that my team has probably an outside chance of a League Cup and nothing else Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 Look at me, we actually give a shit about cup competitions. Pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 How depressing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 The amount of (mostly London) clubs who have 'Come On You _____s" as a saying that they initialise. COYI, COYS, COYW etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 They make the chant sound awful as well. CAAAAAAAAAM AWWWWN YEEEEWWW SPURRRRRRRS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 "loyal fans through and through" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 They make the chant sound awful as well. CAAAAAAAAAM AWWWWN YEEEEWWW SPURRRRRRRS Ohhhh wheeen theeee Spuuuursssss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 They make the chant sound awful as well. CAAAAAAAAAM AWWWWN YEEEEWWW SPURRRRRRRS Ohhhh wheeen theeee Spuuuursssss I grew up among Spurs fans in a mainly Spurs/ Arsenal area. They are mostly w*****s, loud and full of themselves. Edit: Apologies to Leffe btw. I'm sure he's not one of the wanker types. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 They moaned like fuck when the Manchester United fans took Glory Glory Hallelujah up the M1 with them and then Spuds fans attempted to steal the Southampton song. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 gooooo maaaarchiing iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 That fucking haircut that the entire Premier League has. (Back and sides clippered close, top in a sort of quiff/combover) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted September 21, 2014 Share Posted September 21, 2014 They make the chant sound awful as well. CAAAAAAAAAM AWWWWN YEEEEWWW SPURRRRRRRS Ohhhh wheeen theeee Spuuuursssss I grew up among Spurs fans in a mainly Spurs/ Arsenal area. They are mostly w*****s, loud and full of themselves. Edit: Apologies to Leffe btw. I'm sure he's not one of the w***** types. No worries. We all have them. I remember being really embarrassed going home from a Villa v Spurs match when I lived in Birmingham a few years back - a couple of utter cunts on the train from Witton made me ashamed to be Spurs...for a few minutes at least. I was also one of two Spurs fans in a pub in Sutton Coldfield for one match and the guy was fucking awful. He tried to latch on to me (I was with some non-Spurs mates) spilled some girl's pint and was such a total arsehole that my enormous Weegie mate offered him outside. He legged it, thank fuck, he'd have been torn apart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 When people wail for 2 up front because it gives you more chance of scoring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TenkoDaLuz Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Newsnow links. Can't even judge the content! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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