Hanshithispantz Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 He would come in ideally as a RCM but he could almost certainly cover the right wing like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said: He would come in ideally as a RCM but he could almost certainly cover the right wing like. Really a generalized pet hate of mine, players being played out of position. Particularly when it’s blindingly obvious that their best position is elsewhere. Bruce, the fucking moron, was a master at doing this. While he is versatile, it’d be infuriating if we signed Paqueta to play him primarily at RW. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 (edited) To add to that, as I've mentioned him playing RW for us but want to sort of clear my name here For me it's not so much bringing Paqueta in to play right wing, just that if he's the only signing we make I'd rather play him on the right with one of Willock/Longstaff/Shelvey in midfield, rather than Fraser/Almiron/Murphy on the wing and Paqueta RCM. It's hypothetical though as I cannot see us not signing a dedicated right winger. Edited July 15, 2022 by Hanshithispantz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Players going down and holding on to the ball when they reckon they've been fouled. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, TBG said: Players going down and holding on to the ball when they reckon they've been fouled. Yeah but it's enjoyable when they get caught out and give away a handball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled in Texas Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, TBG said: Players going down and holding on to the ball when they reckon they've been fouled. It forces the referee into a decision. Most likely awarding the FK for the foul (that wasn’t going to be given) and occasionally a FK for handling. In my past life as a referee I would think it a Douche move, but give them one FK for the foul, but the second time it was going the other way Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jack j Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 21 minutes ago, madras said: Yeah but it's enjoyable when they get caught out and give away a handball. Not often the refs have the bollocks to give it like. Love it when they do. But certain clubs ref games themselves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 (edited) On 14/07/2022 at 16:43, Kid Icarus said: Mick Lowes saying that has just reminded me of when Roger Thames used to always say 'at the double' when a player scored twice. Dunno why, but it was proper annoying. I could have gone the rest of my life not remembering about this It never stuck out but saying it in my head now aye its weied Edited July 15, 2022 by Super Duper Branko Strupar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Super Duper Branko Strupar said: On 14/07/2022 at 16:43, Kid Icarus said: Mick Lowes saying that has just reminded me of when Roger Thames used to always say 'at the double' when a player scored twice. Dunno why, but it was proper annoying. I could have gone the rest of my life not remembering about this It never stuck out but saying it in my head now aye its weied Tbh I love Roger Tames. His voice was a staple of my childhood and I had the pleasure of meeting him when he came to do a lecture when I studied sports journalism at Northumbria. He was an absolute gent and is underrated in terms of his actual commentary. Do wonder why he never got to do much actual live stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Nearly being shaken off the camera gantry in the Gallowgate might have put him off live reporting a little! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 On 14/07/2022 at 10:16, Optimistic Nut said: I'm sure he used to pick up some lines from the original commentary. Like the Cort goal v Everton I remember Martin Tyler saying 'he really needed that one' when he was celebrating. Tames used the exact same line on the End of Season DVD. That end of season video commentary was recorded after the fact? That's devastated me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 30 minutes ago, Yorkie said: Tbh I love Roger Tames. His voice was a staple of my childhood and I had the pleasure of meeting him when he came to do a lecture when I studied sports journalism at Northumbria. He was an absolute gent and is underrated in terms of his actual commentary. Do wonder why he never got to do much actual live stuff. I couldn't stand him myself, but at least you can spell his name correctly. Been a pet hate of mine for years, that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Yorkie said: Tbh I love Roger Tames. His voice was a staple of my childhood and I had the pleasure of meeting him when he came to do a lecture when I studied sports journalism at Northumbria. He was an absolute gent and is underrated in terms of his actual commentary. Do wonder why he never got to do much actual live stuff. He probably did, its just ITV didn't have the rights to the PL or FA Cup and whose watching the mackems against Grimsby or Boro against Luton when Super Sunday's on one side and Football Italia on the other. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 Roger Tames ? I've a mate who was in a Squash ladder with him, lovely bloke before the match but got increasingly narky when getting beat and wouldn't talk and fucked off straight away if he got beat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Inferior Acuña said: That end of season video commentary was recorded after the fact? That's devastated me. I got alerted to that when Tyler described it as raining at St James Park when it was actually snow. Then the fact he was also commentating on a six other games simultaneously. Its actually a major pet hate when they pretend to be there "here at Goodison Park" or classically mention the time just before the goal "52 minutes gone here at Selhurst Park" then, would you credit it, a goal is scored. You can dub commentary on without that and not insult our intelligence and lie basically. Edited July 15, 2022 by Wolfcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 15, 2022 Share Posted July 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Inferior Acuña said: That end of season video commentary was recorded after the fact? That's devastated me. Like when I found out that bands would often re do bits of live albums in the studio. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 11 hours ago, Wolfcastle said: I got alerted to that when Tyler described it as raining at St James Park when it was actually snow. Then the fact he was also commentating on a six other games simultaneously. Its actually a major pet hate when they pretend to be there "here at Goodison Park" or classically mention the time just before the goal "52 minutes gone here at Selhurst Park" then, would you credit it, a goal is scored. You can dub commentary on without that and not insult our intelligence and lie basically. TV and Film is full of lies, it's all about creating an illusion. Imagine if he said "Well here I am in the Tyne Tees basement recording my commentary for a game that ended 3-0 2 hours ago" wouldn't really be gripping TV. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 Some commentators can do it, but some of the more modern ones just try too hard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Happinesstan said: TV and Film is full of lies, it's all about creating an illusion. Imagine if he said "Well here I am in the Tyne Tees basement recording my commentary for a game that ended 3-0 2 hours ago" wouldn't really be gripping TV. Horses for courses I guess. I'm more taking out of it knowing they're not there and them pretending to be. Would rather have SFX. They commentated on a game between Coventry and Swindon from Leeds after the Leeds game got called off and played it straight ,mentioning the situation multiple times. Just as well because the satellite feed died just as Swindon scored. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled in Texas Posted July 16, 2022 Share Posted July 16, 2022 "Newcastle are the Richest Club in the world" Richest owners - YES, sure But not the richest club (probably Man U or Real Madrid - Richest clubs are teams who self generate their own finances) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 When people say "spunk" or "spunked" instead of spend or spent in regards to transfers. "We spunked £90m this window," "Man City spunked £100m on Grealish." *shudder*. Irks me to no end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 I use "spent my wad" in both situations. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fantail Breeze Posted July 17, 2022 Share Posted July 17, 2022 We ejaculated from our wallets of £90m. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 (edited) Fans, players and media who think "its coming home" means a trophy not the actual sport. The clues in the next line "footballs coming home" Edited August 1, 2022 by Wolfcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 31, 2022 Share Posted July 31, 2022 Interviewing players straight after a title or cup win. FFS let the player celebrate and enjoy the moment. I'd sooner watch the celebrations and listen to the pundits talking about the achievements anyway at that point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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