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44 minutes ago, Pancrate1892 said:

They'll have to do what they do in Brazil and just pick the coolest sounding name you have out of the 17

Pretty much what I'm already planning on doing if and when we get one in our team :thup:

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People inventing valuations out of thin air e.g. "there's no way he's worth £40m, £25m sounds about right". But if the conversation started at £25m, I guarantee half those people would say "there's no way he's worth £25m, £17m sounds about right". People whose opinion is entirely directed by the framing of an issue.

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4 minutes ago, 80 said:

People inventing valuations out of thin air e.g. "there's no way he's worth £40m, £25m sounds about right". But if the conversation started at £25m, I guarantee half those people would say "there's no way he's worth £25m, £17m sounds about right". People whose opinion is entirely directed by the framing of an issue.

There's no way he's worth a bag of McCoys Steak crisps, a half eaten candy shrimp sounds about right.

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6 minutes ago, Colos Short and Curlies said:

Modern penalties, much better when it was blast it as hard as you can

How I yearn for some nutcase like Julian dicks to destroy the goal 

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10 minutes ago, Pancrate1892 said:

How I yearn for some nutcase like Julian dicks to destroy the goal 

West Ham connection. Alvin Martin cracked them as well 

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On 06/07/2024 at 19:59, madras said:

West Ham connection. Alvin Martin cracked them as well 

Ray Stewart was the daddy.

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On 06/07/2024 at 20:03, On the Grid said:

People who get over emotional over pundits and commentators they don't like


Not having that at all 

 

Listening to Clive Tyldesley commentating on his beloved Man Utd is worse than listening to your mam and dad vigorously skuttling when they’ve got home drunk from the pub whilst you’re sat in your bedroom quietly doing some late night maths homework 

 

 

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Substitutes touching the grass with their hand and then making the sign of the cross as they run on.  Seems like they all do it these days.

 

More annoying than Bellingham grabbing his crotch and almost as bad as that Turkish idiot who got suspended for the "grey wolf" sign.

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Number one for me is still "Ooooooooohhhhhhhh, you're shit, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" from any number of small clubs across the football league. The day we do that at SJP my season ticket is being deleted :lol:

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1 hour ago, Dr.Spaceman said:

Number one for me is still "Ooooooooohhhhhhhh, you're shit, aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh" from any number of small clubs across the football league. The day we do that at SJP my season ticket is being deleted :lol:

We always had ‘doooooooodgy keeeeepah’

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Whenever there's either a streaker or a massive scrap and the cameras pan away from it & the commentator says "Ah, nobody wants to see this, what a shame" etc.

 

I reckon almost all fans want to see it :lol:

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5 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

We always had ‘doooooooodgy keeeeepah’


Early to mid 00’s there was a bloke in the Gallowgate who would do “dodddddddddgy keeeeeeeeepah” solo and his voice was louder than a space shuttle taking off from Cape Canaveral

 

It was a crease 

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While some of it can be valid, writing off every player link because they missed a big chunk of a season and being written off as injury prone.

 

Can only imagine what stuff we'd have seen in 1996 about Shearer. 

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10 hours ago, bobbydazzla said:


Not having that at all 

 

Listening to Clive Tyldesley commentating on his beloved Man Utd is worse than listening to your mam and dad vigorously skuttling when they’ve got home drunk from the pub whilst you’re sat in your bedroom quietly doing some late night maths homework 

 

 

 

Frustrated World Cup GIF
 

Some deep, dark repressed memories there fella. I bet you can still hear the slap of ballbag on backside. Like Vietnam PTSD.

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