Ronaldo Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Be funny if someone burnt his house down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bmoregeordie Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 think we have learnt our lesson buying spanish players. Irish players are more suited to english football. Does that mean we never sign another Irish player on the back of our last 3 then? (O'Brien, Carr & Duff). Yeah. Jose Enrique is teaching us that lesson well. And Shay Given taught us all we need to know about the Irish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Be funny if someone burnt his house down. Be even funnier if it was him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 think we have learnt our lesson buying spanish players. Irish players are more suited to english football. Does that mean we never sign another Irish player on the back of our last 3 then? (O'Brien, Carr & Duff). Yeah. Jose Enrique is teaching us that lesson well. And Shay Given taught us all we need to know about the Irish. To be fair, we hadn't even signed Jose Enrique at the time of that post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 I'd just stop buying Liverpool shirts if I was him, waste of benefit money. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 What's a grown man doing buying tops with players name on for anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. TC Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Not worth £25m of our money, we could get better for half that! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Torres training alone fkn sad little bastard, I hope the deal does not go through so they are stuck with him in a huff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs273.snc6/180192_1859691570805_1196394128_32147479_7783358_n.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Torres's missus: I'd smash it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 In no time at all Terry will be hanging out the back of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 Can go round there any night and find John hanging out the back of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 classy http://l1.yimg.com/i/i/uk/metro/torre79.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 classy http://l1.yimg.com/i/i/uk/metro/torre79.jpg Shows how much class we Newcastle fans have compared to them(and fuck the media which only shows the odd idiot on tv), we'll throw the odd profanity, we'll say stuff, but we'll never burn the players shirt, at least not the healthy ones. Also Carroll had less reasons to move than Torres. Torres has a genuine concern of playing Champions League football every season and moved to a better, bigger club . Carroll moved from a team which is potentially in a stronger position than his new club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 classy http://l1.yimg.com/i/i/uk/metro/torre79.jpg Some of our goons did the same for Carroll so we can hardly judge Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 classy http://l1.yimg.com/i/i/uk/metro/torre79.jpg Shows how much class we Newcastle fans have compared to them(and fuck the media which only shows the odd idiot on tv), we'll throw the odd profanity, we'll say stuff, but we'll never burn the players shirt, at least not the healthy ones. Also Carroll had less reasons to move than Torres. Torres has a genuine concern of playing Champions League football every season and moved to a better, bigger club . Carroll moved from a team which is potentially in a stronger position than his new club. Prepare to look stupid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 classy http://l1.yimg.com/i/i/uk/metro/torre79.jpg Shows how much class we Newcastle fans have compared to them(and f*** the media which only shows the odd idiot on tv), we'll throw the odd profanity, we'll say stuff, but we'll never burn the players shirt, at least not the healthy ones. Also Carroll had less reasons to move than Torres. Torres has a genuine concern of playing Champions League football every season and moved to a better, bigger club . Carroll moved from a team which is potentially in a stronger position than his new club. The only problem with this is that theres a video on youtube of them burning a Carroll shirt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Luckily guys I said 'not the healthy ones'. They're obviously not healthy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdm Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Dear El Nino – Fernando Torres, I do not know if you will ever see this letter or if somewhere in Liverpool you are lying awake like me, unable to sleep thinking.. thinking.. Nando, one thing supporting LFC has taught us is that we must have faith when everyone around us has lost hope. It is for that reason I write this letter – until the referee blows the final whistle, I always believe we have a chance to make things right. Friday brought the news of Chelsea FC having a bid rejected for you, £35m allegedly. I laughed when I heard of the bid and the number, I thought Fernando Torres is worth more than £ and numbers, Chelsea can have their big money but big money doesn’t buy our Nando’s affections! All my favourite journalists were telling me we had no reason to worry, that with King Kenny in charge and Liverpool looking to sign Suarez Nando would never desert us. I never needed to read that because I never questioned your loyalty but it was good to hear nonetheless. Then Mr Balague spoke saying you wanted to leave Liverpool and you had asked Liverpool to listen to offers. I laughed at that too! I have a lot of respect for Guiliem but I said, unless Fernando Torres comes out himself and says he is leaving, I will NEVER question his loyalty. I knew people were thinking I was stupid, stubborn and naive but I didn’t care. When you believe in someone or something, the true test of your faith is during the bad times not during the good! All day I was hearing the same rumours flying around, all day I watched as more and more people began to lose faith. The silence was deafening. The buzz of rumours and hearsay too loud. Still, I kept faith refusing to question your love and loyalty to Liverpool FC and to the fans. I must have fallen asleep at some point during the night only to be woken at 3am with a need to search the news. There it was in black and red. The words I did not want to see or hear all day. The words I was refusing to accept even as I read them; Fernando Torres has handed in a transfer request. My heart broke Nando as did so many others tonight.. They say something feels like a kick in the stomach – this felt like Stevie G had smashed the ball straight at me gut. I can not see what will happen for the rest of the year, I do not know whether LFC will be pushing upwards or falling back downwards until May. But I can tell you that Liverpool FC needs you to help us fight to move upwards. Fernando, you do not need a history lesson from me explaining to you why you should not leave us. And I will not give you one. I will speak openly to you about what you mean to us and what we mean to you. Nando when you joined Liverpool FC fresh from Spain, we had already fallen in love with you because of your famous armband. But, the day you stood up to John Terry against Chelsea was the day you wrote yourself into Liverpool legend.. We sang for you Nando, home and away. We cheered for you every time you came on and clapped you every time you came off. Our song for you followed us around Europe to Atletico and to the Bernabeau where we showed your rivals you were ours! When you were not even on the pitch we sang your name. When you played well we cheered your every touch and when you played poorly we stood up for you. We fell in love with Spain because of you Nando, Liverpool became Spain in honour of you. We made friends with your fans in Atletico because of you. We sat with them and sang your name aide by side. We watched you as you played for the Spanish National team, praying you would come back home happy and free of injuries. We watched as you scored the winning goal against Germany and you won the world cup in South Africa. We followed the post world cup festivities only see your face – your joy! We cried when we saw you celebrating with a Liverpool scarf on and we smiled knowing you were ours and we were yours. We made Merseyside your home Nando. We afforded you every respect. Stopping you in the street to ask about your family; your wife and beautiful children. Our children made you their heroes, you fulfilled their dreams every time you scored. You made them happy Nando. You made us all happy. We waved our flags bearing your name, fans paid money to create flags placing you and King Kenny side by side. Some of us bought our first Liverpool shirts with your name on. We bought your autobiography and cried over your love and dedication to us… We gave you our love Nando and you made us happy. You respected us. Clapped us when you scored and when we lost. You understood us Nando, understood our passion to succeed. But it has been a tough 18 months for us all. Fans and players alike. We watched as we nearly lost our great club, we sang, protested and marched and we won that battle. Then, we watched our performances get worse on the pitch, listened as so many people criticised you but we took to our forums, blogs and twitter defending your abilities. When King Kenny took over, we saw a new Liverpool. A happy team fighting for the club and the manager. We saw you Nando proving your doubters wrong – proving us right. Fernando, I think what hurts us the most from this is that we do not understand the timing of your request. King Kenny loves you, he has faith in you and needs you to help get his club out of this mess. Leaving us in January, Nando would be as bad as a soldier turning back on his men when the battle is at it’s most trying moment.. I will end this letter now by asking you to think of our bond, our love and our respect for you before you make a decision. Know this Nando, no team will love you the way we have and still do.. People may think me naive and idiotic for having held faith in you for so long, but it is my way – it is The Liverpool Way. But, If you leave Nando, we will console ourselves knowing that players come and go but the club and it’s crest will always remain. YNWA – A besotted fan Zahra fuckin hell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 I gave up at the second paragraph, where apparently, money wouldn't buy Nando's affections. The same 'Nando' that hasn't given a shit about them for at least 6 months Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 what about a Andy Carroll one? I:m sure there will be some nice attempts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginola Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 That's a brilliant story of romance and betrayal. They should be an author, could easily transform that into a medieval war or something. Nando comes along, is a brave knight, Zahra falls in love and assists him on his way. He finds a troubled time when the evil King Roy comes along, but Zahra still loves him and will support him. Along comes King Kenny and Nando gets a new lease of life, begins to fight the fight again but then proceeds to leave Zahra and join the Roman Army. Zahra will love him forever more. Cue book 2. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 The way he screwed Liverpool over makes Andy Carroll look like an angel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Dear El Nino – Fernando Torres, I do not know if you will ever see this letter or if somewhere in Liverpool you are lying awake like me, unable to sleep thinking.. thinking.. Nando, one thing supporting LFC has taught us is that we must have faith when everyone around us has lost hope. It is for that reason I write this letter – until the referee blows the final whistle, I always believe we have a chance to make things right. Friday brought the news of Chelsea FC having a bid rejected for you, £35m allegedly. I laughed when I heard of the bid and the number, I thought Fernando Torres is worth more than £ and numbers, Chelsea can have their big money but big money doesn’t buy our Nando’s affections! All my favourite journalists were telling me we had no reason to worry, that with King Kenny in charge and Liverpool looking to sign Suarez Nando would never desert us. I never needed to read that because I never questioned your loyalty but it was good to hear nonetheless. Then Mr Balague spoke saying you wanted to leave Liverpool and you had asked Liverpool to listen to offers. I laughed at that too! I have a lot of respect for Guiliem but I said, unless Fernando Torres comes out himself and says he is leaving, I will NEVER question his loyalty. I knew people were thinking I was stupid, stubborn and naive but I didn’t care. When you believe in someone or something, the true test of your faith is during the bad times not during the good! All day I was hearing the same rumours flying around, all day I watched as more and more people began to lose faith. The silence was deafening. The buzz of rumours and hearsay too loud. Still, I kept faith refusing to question your love and loyalty to Liverpool FC and to the fans. I must have fallen asleep at some point during the night only to be woken at 3am with a need to search the news. There it was in black and red. The words I did not want to see or hear all day. The words I was refusing to accept even as I read them; Fernando Torres has handed in a transfer request. My heart broke Nando as did so many others tonight.. They say something feels like a kick in the stomach – this felt like Stevie G had smashed the ball straight at me gut. I can not see what will happen for the rest of the year, I do not know whether LFC will be pushing upwards or falling back downwards until May. But I can tell you that Liverpool FC needs you to help us fight to move upwards. Fernando, you do not need a history lesson from me explaining to you why you should not leave us. And I will not give you one. I will speak openly to you about what you mean to us and what we mean to you. Nando when you joined Liverpool FC fresh from Spain, we had already fallen in love with you because of your famous armband. But, the day you stood up to John Terry against Chelsea was the day you wrote yourself into Liverpool legend.. We sang for you Nando, home and away. We cheered for you every time you came on and clapped you every time you came off. Our song for you followed us around Europe to Atletico and to the Bernabeau where we showed your rivals you were ours! When you were not even on the pitch we sang your name. When you played well we cheered your every touch and when you played poorly we stood up for you. We fell in love with Spain because of you Nando, Liverpool became Spain in honour of you. We made friends with your fans in Atletico because of you. We sat with them and sang your name aide by side. We watched you as you played for the Spanish National team, praying you would come back home happy and free of injuries. We watched as you scored the winning goal against Germany and you won the world cup in South Africa. We followed the post world cup festivities only see your face – your joy! We cried when we saw you celebrating with a Liverpool scarf on and we smiled knowing you were ours and we were yours. We made Merseyside your home Nando. We afforded you every respect. Stopping you in the street to ask about your family; your wife and beautiful children. Our children made you their heroes, you fulfilled their dreams every time you scored. You made them happy Nando. You made us all happy. We waved our flags bearing your name, fans paid money to create flags placing you and King Kenny side by side. Some of us bought our first Liverpool shirts with your name on. We bought your autobiography and cried over your love and dedication to us… We gave you our love Nando and you made us happy. You respected us. Clapped us when you scored and when we lost. You understood us Nando, understood our passion to succeed. But it has been a tough 18 months for us all. Fans and players alike. We watched as we nearly lost our great club, we sang, protested and marched and we won that battle. Then, we watched our performances get worse on the pitch, listened as so many people criticised you but we took to our forums, blogs and twitter defending your abilities. When King Kenny took over, we saw a new Liverpool. A happy team fighting for the club and the manager. We saw you Nando proving your doubters wrong – proving us right. Fernando, I think what hurts us the most from this is that we do not understand the timing of your request. King Kenny loves you, he has faith in you and needs you to help get his club out of this mess. Leaving us in January, Nando would be as bad as a soldier turning back on his men when the battle is at it’s most trying moment.. I will end this letter now by asking you to think of our bond, our love and our respect for you before you make a decision. Know this Nando, no team will love you the way we have and still do.. People may think me naive and idiotic for having held faith in you for so long, but it is my way – it is The Liverpool Way. But, If you leave Nando, we will console ourselves knowing that players come and go but the club and it’s crest will always remain. YNWA – A besotted fan Zahra fuckin hell slightly overboard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 I really don't get this transfer, surely for 50m you could get a great striker on shit hot form? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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