oldtype Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Michael Chopra scoring against NUFC is about as likely as Ashley selling the club. It's not impossible, but it probably won't happen in our lifetimes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 If he was threw one on one he would hold the ball up and try to pass it before shooting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Ran rings around Taylor.. one very good turn when he shot against taylors arm (and no it wasn't a pen even though i've seen them given). outside that, nothing. good championship striker....no more. I was being sarcastic mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Absolutely gash. I wanted to boo him early doors, but he took so long to touch the fucking ball I'd forgotten all about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 I fancied him to get one or two today, but he failed...as he is a Mackem Tiddlerskull. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 It was like he was trying to do everything not to score against us again mind. I remember one free-kick late on just outside the area, where he pretty much marked out the exact spot he wanted the ball laid off too meaning Barton was about 4-5 yards away by the time he shot meaning he could easily block it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Never quite understood what he's done to be so despised to be honest... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I don't hate him, just think he's shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Never quite understood what he's done to be so despised to be honest... I don't hate him, think its funny he cannot score against us tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustynrg Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Never quite understood what he's done to be so despised to be honest... I don't hate him, think its funny he cannot score against us tbh I noticed he did his pass to someone else instead of taking a shot himself a couple of times. Secret agent Chopra tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 Well exactly, if he ever scores against us and we see how he celebrates we might have a reason for all this "Little shit, hope someone cripples him" talk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Never quite understood what he's done to be so despised to be honest... Not sure he's that despised tbh...but he did parade his kid around the SoL in a mackem shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 He's just not as good as people make out. He's shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Must be the only player we've sold who hasn't scored a boatload of goals every time he faces us, it's quite refreshing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Never quite understood what he's done to be so despised to be honest... He told me to pass his tennis ball cos it went in the bush, I looked, there was no tennis ball. Fucking cunt. I assume this is why everyone else hates him too. Cheers guys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Never quite understood what he's done to be so despised to be honest... He went to the mackems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Never quite understood what he's done to be so despised to be honest... He went to the mackems. that's all i can think of really too and putting his poor bairn in that shirt too. that said i'd still sign him back if he wasn't too pricey Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Never quite understood what he's done to be so despised to be honest... He went to the mackems. that's all i can think of really too and putting his poor bairn in that shirt too. that said i'd still sign him back if he wasn't too pricey Sorry, probably shouldn't have used that smiley, I actually don't like him because of him leaving to the mackems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danswan Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Never quite understood what he's done to be so despised to be honest... He told me to pass his tennis ball cos it went in the bush, I looked, there was no tennis ball. Fucking cunt. I assume this is why everyone else hates him too. Cheers guys. Jesus - what a little fucker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 I think he does lower his game against us on purpose. He did it when at Sunderland when he had a glorious chance to finish and he's done it with a sub par performance with the sheep shaggers. Nice one son! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Chopra Arrested on Sunday http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/todays-evening-chronicle/2010/02/24/chopra-arrested-after-night-out-in-newcastle-72703-25904469/ FORMER Newcastle player Michael Chopra spent four hours in a police cell after a night out on Tyneside. The Chronicle can reveal the forward was arrested in the early hours of Sunday in Newcastle city centre. Officers spotted him and a pal acting in a drunken manner as they made their was along Grey Street at around 1.40am. The pair were both held and taken to the city’s Market Street police station, where they spent four hours sobering up in a cell. Both were then issued with £80 fixed penalty notices for being drunk and disorderly and released at around 5.40am. The incident came just hours after Chopra played for Cardiff City at home against Barnsley, a game they lost 0-2. A police spokeswoman said: “Two men aged 26 and 18 were arrested in Grey Street, Newcastle city centre on Sunday, February 21 at 1.30am on suspicion of being drunk and disorderly. “They each received a penalty notice for being drunk and disorderly.” Gosforth-born Chopra was a product of Newcastle United’s academy but failed to hold down a regular first team place and was sold to Cardiff City ahead of the 2006/07 season. A year later, Roy Keane, who famously dubbed him a “fox in the box”, bought him for the Toon’s arch rivals Sunderland for £5.5m but he lasted just a season-and-a-half before moving back to Wales. Chopra’s arrest comes just weeks after he punched a Magpies fan during a game at St James’ Park. The 26-year-old was watching United play Crystal Palace from the players’ box with a friend when the fan asked him if he could have a photo taken with him. As Chopra climbed down from the Milburn Stand, the fan asked him “What’s it like to play for Sunderland?” before spitting in his face and then assaulting him. The striker then punched him in the face – leaving his own right hand swollen, before security staff moved in quickly to detain the fan and take him away. Chopra married childhood sweetheart Heather Swann in a £250,000 wedding at Orchardleigh House in Somerset, in 2008. But it was reported the couple were rowing within hours of the ceremony and he was said to have come home early from their honeymoon. The couple, who also have two-year-old son Sebastian together, had a rocky relationship that saw them row publicly in city centre bars. And in September 2008, police were called to their Northumberland home are reports of a domestic dispute. The matter was resolved and no arrests were made. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Cells must be pretty full if they're arresting people for acting like drunk knobs on a Saturday night in town Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 Cells must be pretty full if they're arresting people for acting like drunk knobs on a Saturday night in town Nah, they always keep cells spare for 'trophy arrests'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 24, 2010 Share Posted February 24, 2010 He must shower and head straight to Newcastle after the game! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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