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Why are they wearing those pants? Makes it look awful

Finally a chance to show off the ample cleavage I’ve developed in the past decade.

Thought it would look better than that tbh. It will probably grow on me.

The reflective pinstripe could look 'interesting' under floodlights

Called it last summer.

He's still uncapped by Holland, on back of two injury hit seasons. His wage couldn't have been high to start off with (like has to be below £100k), so if we can get him tied down on similar wages that takes him up to his 30, that's a good deal. Think even if he turned into a bit of a stop start injury CB, he's depth in quality over rest of this decade for the wages he'd be on, would be very hard to match.

Looking forward to wearing it with my work trousers.

Need convincing he can get through half a season without his knee's falling to bits first.

€25m seems pretty budget friendly. I can only assume we never really were that keen.

That’s a proper nothing article from Baldwards for clicks. No doubts he’ll backtrack on it later down the line.

Aye i would have loved Zabarnyi, Scalvini if he stayed fit would be brilliant.

In 2 years they will be though. It he repeats his first season with us and we haven't renewed him we will be getting that Trent treatment.

"Step into the future of football fashion with the Newcastle United FC 25/26 Third Jersey." Haha.

Meow!

It's about priorities. We don't have a big enough budget to sign for every position.

Lovely

Aye, new deal now. Doubt many would be interested in him anyway given his recent injury struggles.

Get the Champs League badge in.

Umm

And the plunging neck line

Fuck that noon patch.

"It'll look better on... ...oh good God"

Aye so offer him a new contract this summer right? Might actually represent some value for us doing that. (His lack of playing time might mean a lower salary or more incentivised one) Either way if we don't announce something soon I'm too be worried mind.

No, he’s a turd