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The Spurs fans’ song about Sol Campbell remains the sickest I’ve heard, if we don’t include any of the ones revelling in actual death

Very impressive. Won’t mind a 50m bid.

£60million fee and over £200,000 per week? No thank you. And I hope Spurs bid that £60million up a bit too.

Palace were interested in him last year I believe.

Yeh tbf

200m spent last year. 120m this year and the first window is hardly open, but remember lads. As bad as Ashley.

If he brings us David, Davies or Bombito I'm cool with it.

Monaco quoting 70 million euros for him. Linked to PSG, Man City and Liverpool.

Mad that. Nowt like keeping a low profile like going dressed as the only banana in the room. Surely people would have asked why, and with his distinctive and recognisable voice I'm surprised he got out hassle free.

We haven't sponsored a poster to get their flying license yet? Let's get serious about this ITK shit.

I would imagine that such a hiring would require an approval from a particular key person/group and there’s the bottleneck right there. The kind of decision where, if it doesn’t work out, would be very hard to pin it on someone else…..creates a certain reluctance in said key person/persons.

Obviously get him signed, mind.

I'm 45 this year and have never played footy but I think I'd be good for at least 5 goals in Ligue 1.

Would sooner sign Kluivert he was absolutely destructive against us

Hope we look abroad. Elanga. Madueke, Dibling and Semenyo do not fill me with excitement, don’t think they’re good enough and would cost a fortune.

When Ekitike turned us down we got Isak - bigger and better players to come

Aye I know. But PSR maybe let’s turn some 30m players into 60m players

Like many other have said choosing Man Utd right now is a big sign that a players has no brain. Move on. Semenyo the next one that were all desperate for now? Wouldn't be impressed to see Elanga or Madueke sign. Some random kid from the continent seems likely.

You know what randomly popped into my head, that chant of "Steven Taylor, we wish you were dead." Is that a contender for the worst chant of all time? Like, ignore how tasteless it is, even the most abhorrent chants at least usally have.. something? Like a reference, a rhyme, a sectarian strereotype, some horrible words that fit nicely into an established tune, a sick joke. But that was just "You play for Newcastle. Hope you die." No wit, no guile, no nothing. You could fit any other four syllable player or manager into it, and yet nobody ever has.

Lloyd Kelly if you’re asking.

When was the last time the mags sold a player to a Urewpeyan giant?! #FTM

Mbeumo is kind of a shame but, by picking Man Utd, he’s failed the personality test anyway. Fuck him, there’s much better out there. Let's hope it gets to £60m for them. Anyway.... Akliouche plz. Some flair. As long as it's not Elanga or Dibling.

While it's no doubt disappointing to discover Mbeumo only cares about his wages just like Cunha, particularly after he was supposed to only want a CL club which that clown show are miles from being, in a way i'm more excited about the window, not less. The noises around certain players left me a bit stale on them and I feel like, glass half-full, we hopefully have done homework on some completely unknown targets (ala Tonali).

Saw him linked with Man Utd yesterday

100%. This makes total sense for the likely fee, wages and what he offers