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Well done that man. Don’t let them rip your new jerkin 😉

Yasir

It's better to get our bids in and rejected. Inevitably Spurs or Arsenal will come in if Chelsea don't, but at least it gets sorted one way or the other and we can move on.

Am primed to fight all to the death for the Originals range. This latest batch is just delicious.

So want this but doesn’t seem to be available yet.

It's probably the players coming back from their holibobs.

Fuckloads of private jets fly out of bougie hotspots like Malaga, Ibiza, Palma, Nice, Geneva etc Might as well be spotting Ryanair and EasyJet flights and hoping for a signing to be onboard

The NUFC way, we spent last summer taking the piss out of Man Utd doing similar with Branthwaite.

Re authentic vs fan, there's two different sets of pictures/angles on each respective web page, so it's difficult to tell the differences clearly, though it lists that the authentic badge is heat applied, whereas the fan version is embroidered. I assume therefore that the authentic one is that silicone stuff. The construction of each one is clearly different. Not sure the fan one has the same sheen as the players'. £120 to get the actual shirt, though. Wew, what a bargain. And only £85 for the head-patting "it's almost like the real one!" version. What a treat. Nice to see a semi-interesting goalie top for a change.

Funnily enough, he's always been the one I liked the most of all the names we were being linked with last summer (Guehi, Silva, Diomande etc). He seems to have all the physical characteristics we look for, plus he has really good numbers in terms of progressive passes/carries which we might want if we're looking for a Schar replacement.

The tea lady.

Goddamnit

When media reports were saying he never had any real interest 🤷🏻‍♂️

The bloke at Monument who shouts at pigeons.

To be fair to Ryder, it seemed Chelsea moved quickly once they saw we were making progress on the deal. I’m sure his agent tipped them off.

We've bid well above their asking price then

Thats the same one - my photo shows the inside of it, the outside is just the two stripes.

He said close, not done

I’d love to know who his sources close to the club are now. Probably beatboxing Spider-Man.

£120

So he's off to Chelsea then.

Is that because he's off to Liverpool?

He also said we where close to signing Pedro, the day before Chelsea agreed a deal