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Isak is normally the one who takes them apart, and that's my only doubt about this game. Is he fit enough to turn their defenders inside out like he usually does? Otherwise the three at the back formation should be good to get a point from this at least.

He’ll have been juiced to the gills.

Palmers hair cut look like he’s about to play Henry V at the old vic. Proper medieval hairstyle.

Maybe he does a lot of body weight stuff or resistance bands. Would find it hard to believe he does NO strength and conditioning, like. Fwiw, I think I remember Mike Tyson only did body weight stuff when he was in his prime. Very different genetics, obvs!!

To think that the players wont give a fuck at home in the last game of the season is weird.

Because we would be in breach of UEFA’s 70% of turnover spend requirements? UEFA’s FFP rules are not the same as the (current) PL rules

We've literally had a net negative spend this season in terms of transfers, why would uefa have an issue, they think we sold Elliott Anderson, almiron and minteh whilst bringing in only osula who we never play and Lloyd Kelly (who we've now gotten rid of) just for the fun of it? Sunderland fans just done seem to get how ffp works at all, they still think it's the 2000's where owners can just bank roll their teams and that's the only reason we are doing well.

Still think Man U hold Villa on the final day. They never win there and Amorim can’t just keep losing every single game.

I've felt the same as this, but aside from the goals and assists, the PL website has him as #1 for big chances created as well.

Aye you're probably right Absolutely feeble for them 2 set of bastards to finish 16th and 17th. They deserve relegated to league one with the resources they've got

Sels Munoz Milenkovic Burn Kerkez Mac Allister Tonali Rogers Salah Isak Cunha

That table after 38 would make my day, it would be, the best position I think since the Entertainers.

Very hungover. Really struggling here. Great result which is all that matters at this point but fuck me that second half was a tough watch.

Rashford hopefully.

So that just about offsets the adidas and merit money parts. Just the £45m loss of Europe money to save now. Presuming that’s Mainoo or Garnacho sold to cover the balance.

You don't like the Simple Jack look?

We are the only club that abides by the FFP rules

Memories of Jim Scott. always looked like he'd been up all night on the drink

Sorry mate, but there is absolutely zero chance we take points off Chelsea. The final is five days after the game. Personally think you've already got CL qualification wrapped up though.

Don't forget the 25% wage deduction for the players for no CL qualification, which is currently around £40m.

Murphy > Salah.

I think a blind man on meth would've introduced a bit more wave 😉

Arteta used to appear a few times on Revista de La Liga back in the day, aye? Sure he seemed like a decent bloke then. Absolutely despise him now - insufferably arrogant, his preening about the technical area and gesticulating is awful. Just makes me love Howe and his level of self-control even more.