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£20 double sorted.

Southampton and Leicester took points off Man City and Forest last time out Incredibly though, Spurs and Man Utd are shitter than them, regardless of points tallies

Feels like stage 1 of 'The Project (tm)' is complete. We spent as much as we could and took the side from perennial relegation scrappers to a trophy-winning team that challenges for European & Champions League qualification every year. We've had to tighten our belts for a year because of that initial splurge but feels like we're ready to try and make the next push to try and become a side that wins trophies and gets Champions League every year. And now we're pushing from a position of strength. Don't think we'll go completely ham, and it might depend on CL qualification, but a couple of top quality players and several sensible, solid squad signings, plus a talented youngster or two would be cracking. Just hope we stay on the right side of PSR because once you're ahead of it, it actually provides opportunities. EDIT: Now watch as we just bring in DCL on a free this summer.

I'm not hugely bothered but would lean towards Spurs, Man United would be pot 1 in CL and increase our chance of playing an English side, which would seem a waste, not sure where Spurs would end up. It would definitely seem like a bigger deal spurs winning whereas just another second rate (for them) trophy for Man u.

A couple of colour versions:

dont do it to yourselves there's no chance either of these useless cunts are getting a result for us tonight

Just hope it's a shit spectacle and everyone who goes has an absolutely shit time of it. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Excellent summation!

Despite Man U being a pale imitation of themselves I still think Amorim needs to and will pull a league from somewhere... blind faith I suppose! The Aussie at Spurs is win or bust for the final so can't see them doing anything in either league game other than losing by two in each or worse

Dunno where 20% chance is coming from for Man U or Spurs. I'd say 99.9% chance of loss. Neither team give a shit about the league and certainly not with both worried about more injuries. We can't cry about it however as we already took 12 points off both of them so we can't begrudge others playing them. I was more annoyed at the likes of Liverpool, Fulhamand Bournemouth who all took loads of points off us yet didn't turn up against Chelsea and Villa. Just need to take care of our own business.

Like picking throwing up or having diarrhoea really

As a fan of the Europa League I'd prefer a Spurs win. As a Newcastle fan I'd prefer a Man Utd win (they'll never go away whilst Spurs might). As a neutral I want to die.

When the "low-ebb" has lasted longer than his high performing period then yes.

Yeah so basically this summer it's shit or get off the pot. It's a no brainer sale for me, obviously contingent upon us replacing him.

Haven't seen much of Joan Garcia. How good is he with his feet? If Pope is 1 and Ederson is 10, where do he rank then?

Something like that with colour would be perfect.

He's a bag of piss.

yet still miles better than who ever his backup will be

I'd prefer hencher seahorses. Those ones look like they skip tail day.

Someone printed it out for me.

Looking at it again, I'll probably just be watching for a laugh. I suppose there's always a chance Caicedo just runs around kicking lumps out of people again and a ref finally sends him off, which would be nice.