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The article goes on to say that he was an "A* student". Absolute bilge, even Luke Edwards wouldn't be that wide of the mark. His GCSE results spelt out F U D G E. True story.

Can't bear the thought of him going and realising all that potential at fucking Liverpool. He's class, don't want to lose him at all.

I'd hate him to go, but out of all that we would get decent money for.. he would be the one we could fare best from selling imo.

It will.

I can wake up one morning and go, ‘I fancy buying a Brazilian international Can I sign Joelinton? ‘You’d better ask the boss.’ ‘Yasir, can I sign Joelinton?’ ‘No, Yasir.’ Both me. Not me in bed with another bloke called Yasir'

Meh.

Nowt positive.

does Newcastle have a Jonestown neighborhood?

This one definitely does feel like the one persistent rumour that is no smoke without fire. Wouldn’t be at all surprised to see him go

This is absolutely hysterical. "He was caught out when he told keen cyclist Christopher Hall he was doing a “450-mile” coast to coast bike ride – more than three times the actual distance. Mr Hall knew the true distance was much less – 137 miles – and so Etherington’s con was rumbled. Now the shamed sportsman has been jailed for 15 months after he admitted fraud."

Ffs

Imagine Liverpool funding this by selling Diaz and Nunez to the Saudis.

Eddie is preparing a speech from the Milburn reception stairs as we speak.

Sold?

It'll be there when he signs his new contract though.

Interesting to see they avoid the elephant in the room of FFP like... They skirt around it plenty and say all the outcomes but don't actively say "FFP might force them to sell" which is moreso the reality imo.

I get nervous every time I see this thread at the top of the page

What did Romano say? He's their dream target? Think there's more chance of Gordon heading in that direction.

There's too much smoke. I need to be held.

Don’t play that shit Mike

Mate was at the same wedding as him last week, got a video of Isak wishing my son and stepson a happy summer Absolutely made our week that did, what a guy.

Joelinton is a smokescreen. It’s really Longstaff they want. Longstaff will need his sun cream.

iron it back on through greaseproof paper.