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Lead didn't last long, Ederson with a criminal pass which gets punished

Nope. Ah well.

Ederson 🙈

According to Fotmob it says 5UK but obviously not on there

Thought this game was on channel 5. 🙈

Class pass from Ait-Nouri and Doku managed to finish it for a change

Love that image.

Need that 'fee agreed' hit now.

Looks like something from the 70s The carpet not the kit Kit would have been better blue with white trim and white Sela instead of orange.

I'm sick to death of people on here saying Isak will be sold next summer. I am of the opinion to the total opposite. Isak will see out his contract and beyond. He's in for the long haul. If anyone would like a bet then contact me. I will be prepared for any monies to go to charity. Let's say the bet is Isak to be here (Newcastle United) for the 26/27 season. £50.

Or more like when he belts one high, wide and handsome it's, "ALEJANDROOOO!!!.... Gar..nach..oooh, and he's put it wide."

Praying green shorts orange socks but no doubt it’ll be annoyingly monochromatic with shirt, shorts and socks matching.

Just black office trousers.

Irrelevant. We'll never need to wear it.

One reason is I couldn’t stomach Peter Drury blaring out: “ALEJANDRO GARNACHO! There’s the name, remember it” Whilst wearing the beloved black and white stripes!

What color are the shorts and socks?

You don't understand. That piece of shit wanted playing time. Playing time! Who the fuck did he think he was? A recent PL #1 who even most fans agreed was still more than adequate to keep that role? I for one now trust the Daily Mail, who attributed it being a dream on his behalf, because they now fit my narrative.

None of the players seem happy in the photos. It's probably quite itchy material.

Nah, no hesitation to be had about it: that shirt is a banger

It's not faux. I'm still fuming that on signing for them he didn't immediately take a shit in the centre circle and wipe his arse on the corner flags. Very disrespectful of him after we let him go on loan.

It’s clearly in the eye of the beholder this one, not convinced, but not sure I dislike it either. If it didn’t have a trefoil I suspect most would be saying it’s shit though.

I’d rather Alan Pardew slept with my wife than we sign Garnacho