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Conte > Ancelotti

A bag of charcoal and some mouse traps. SOLD.

Makes about as much sense to qualify for the CL from winning the Europa as from winning the FA Cup really. Cant really fathom trying to justify it in any way other than it had to be added as a clause because of how much they've devalued that competition and how meaningless it would be without it to clubs from the major leagues. Worked perfectly well without the clause before they ruined it with the CL expansion.

Engraving ASMR

Scott McTominay, Scott McTominay, He eats spaghetti, He loves Moretti, He hates fucking Man United.

Those flares on the streets around the stadium look amazing.

Rigged Firestick. Every week. Not that I'm condoning that sort of thing.

Some job from Conte.

100% deserved

£80m.

I can honestly see Antony staying. He was super poor, but his attitude wasn't and he might be capable of turning it around in England. Might be best to sell while his value is high though. I love Bruno Fernandes as you know. He's one of our greatest ever. But he's 30, and if the £80m rumoured bid is true and he's willing to go I think we would be crazy to not take it. Been open heart surgery talk for years and years. The time is now. I hope there's huge changes in the summer.

Let's sign him. Howe to get the best out of him instead of the Manchester frauds who ruined him.

You're asking £40 million for Antony I thought? Going to be an interesting summer for you. Really think accepting the Saudi Fernandes bid would be your best bet, and doing a proper rebuild. Provided they're confident in landing some good players that will perform for this manager, who it looks like is staying.

Keep on increasing that value Antony son. We'll avoid a PSR loss on you yet.

Napoli fans flying a confederate flag ?

We haven't sold Antony though. £25m +£5m for McTominay. A good deal for all parties at the time. Would certainly have him back at the minute.

Will Chelsea rest players for the cup final ?

Was thinking of Antony. What did McTominay go for, like £20 million? Looking too cheap at the minute. Such a mess.

Comes to something when I’d almost (almost!) rather Chelsea qualified ahead of Forest, because the fat twat in charge is such a cry baby.

This must be an instant 30 day ban, Moderators do your job.

It's not even like that. It's just mad that it's a Friday night with only a few games on, and somehow we have three ex Man United players scoring great goals. So crazy

You might think you’re clever, enjoy life rather being a wind up merchant.

Still trying to work out what they're on about. Someone has definitely been kicked in the head.