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In what world do they think that is true? Howay man.

I mean, I always interpreted it as the last strokes of a shag, tbh.

They should be in category D all by themselves. Seems a shame to tar Wolves with the same brush. Although Sunderland (category c) has a nice ring to it. I'd be interested to know how the other teams have categorised them.

Now we're using this thread for good.

Vinegar strokes. Vinegar stroke (plural vinegar strokes) (slang, chiefly in the plural) During masturbation, a fast stroke of the penis just before ejaculation.

Group D top dawgs

Good shout, comes across like a Tottenham player

The most injury prone 21 year old in world football. Obviously we want him 😂

Is that a good or bad thing?

Yeah, Guehi totally wanted to join, but we couldn't agree on a deal with Palace, so it fell apart. Parish said Guehi's a pro with a great attitude and wouldn't force a move—just like those Isak-to-Liverpool rumors. That shows his character; even without the transfer, he didn't complain and captained his team to their first-ever trophy! That's exactly the kind of player we want—good attitude, professional, and room to grow. He'd fit right in if we get him.

Everything I've heard about Scalvini gives me the absolute fucking vinegars, like.

Well they did scam 72m out of Man Utd for Hojlund.

Maldini, Baresi, Scalvini,Tonali etc

Is there any reason that Atalanta would sell? Financial issues? Player wants away? That kind of fee is too much for a non-elite Italian club to turn down for a 21yo? He’s been spotted going in and out of his local Betfred?

If he’s a crock we’ve spent 50 million euros on one as that’s what Atalanta are asking for.

Not seen him play, but his name suggests he's the next Franco Baresi.. so on that note it's a yes from me.

Category C is flattering them, tbh.

tbf to Froggy (a known cunt) he has never as far as I known given Jim grace for being a twat to the workers. I don't think he has that in his locker (a locker for cunts).

Garnacho wearing another teams shirt: BOOOOOO. SCUM Elanga wearing another teams shirt: Haha get in!

That's not the real David Ornstein, unfortunately. Just some clown pretending to be him. Though, it does say a lot about old Jimmy that you wouldn't completely put it past him doing something like this.

Taking a risk in terms on injury recovery at CB is quite shrewd given Burn and Schar have came off good seasons, Botman should be ready and Lascelles available for emergency cover. If this guy comes in and has perfect fitness it’s a steal, and if he’s a crock, well another CB is already needed next summer anyway and that purchases becomes a starter. Unlike at ST, RW and arguably CM if this transfer bombs it can be managed Im in! Send the plane

Yes please

Indeed. At some point we are going to have to pull the trigger. We can't just stand around, with our dick in our hands, for yet another window, waiting for the perfect risk-free transfer to fall into our laps. We want Premier League ready signings, well those come at a huge premium. Cheaper signings from abroad? Well, those are not Premier League ready and may end up not adapting to the league at all. Every signing for us will have risk attached to it. Eventually, we are going to have to take some calculated gambles.

Even kids football show more maturity, that's really low level professionalism. Imagine teams that are interested in signing him, they will look now and think he's a total waster. That is unless he's genuinely going to Villa?

The tone of these journos who will all casually go 'yeah, Newcastle are interested in X' after someone else reports on it, like they knew about it all along but just didn't report on it because they didn't think it was important or because they were far too fucking busy being laid back and cool as fuck is so grating like. I'll sort of stick up for journos in the sense that everyone always jumps on them when they have nothing or are doing a 'non update' or whatever because I don't think it's that big a deal, but when they keep giving you nothing then imply they knew everything after the fact that someone else broke it just to save their ego it does my head in.