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Praying green shorts orange socks but no doubt it’ll be annoyingly monochromatic with shirt, shorts and socks matching.

Just black office trousers.

Irrelevant. We'll never need to wear it.

One reason is I couldn’t stomach Peter Drury blaring out: “ALEJANDRO GARNACHO! There’s the name, remember it” Whilst wearing the beloved black and white stripes!

What color are the shorts and socks?

You don't understand. That piece of shit wanted playing time. Playing time! Who the fuck did he think he was? A recent PL #1 who even most fans agreed was still more than adequate to keep that role? I for one now trust the Daily Mail, who attributed it being a dream on his behalf, because they now fit my narrative.

None of the players seem happy in the photos. It's probably quite itchy material.

Nah, no hesitation to be had about it: that shirt is a banger

It's not faux. I'm still fuming that on signing for them he didn't immediately take a shit in the centre circle and wipe his arse on the corner flags. Very disrespectful of him after we let him go on loan.

It’s clearly in the eye of the beholder this one, not convinced, but not sure I dislike it either. If it didn’t have a trefoil I suspect most would be saying it’s shit though.

I’d rather Alan Pardew slept with my wife than we sign Garnacho

I really don't think I like the kit. But also I might love it? I'm having a lot of confused feelings thanks to this photo.

Proper liquid football. Also crazy now to remember he was getting a load of shit in that Leicester game, then he scored those 2 goals and never looked back.

Seems a nice lad but the Cumbrian accent is absolute rancid.

That assist was world class. You don't do that if you haven't got something about you. Injuries have done him unfortunately and needs a good run of games to get back to that level. He won't get that here, not now.

And if Isak picks up an injury? Who do you play? Osula? Gordon?

As if people are still displaying such faux outrage over that remark from Dubravka.

And growing up, what did the name Manchester United mean to you and were there any specific players you admired? "I think everyone in the world knows what Manchester United is. In my country it's [United] huge and obviously every kid dreams to play for a club like this so, as I said, I'm very happy to be here." Off their official site. Very generic stuff tbh.

In talks with Wrexham according to dumb Twitter shit

Apart from Burnley.

Pickford cost that 8 years ago tbf after conceding 69 goals in his one season in the PL.

I think this had been covered a fair bit but it's assumed Joao Pedro would cover a few purposes. Firstly, it gives us quality cover for Isak. Secondly, it gives us the option of two quality forward players, whether that's 2 up front or more likely playing with a number 10 and lastly Pedro has the ability to easily cover in wide areas if required. Our whole attraction to him is likely his versatility.

Wonder if Burnley would take Vlac. Wouldn’t be the worst move for all parties.

Pope will be number 1.