Skeletor

Pretty much what I'd expect, but with less bacon.

"Medical in the near future" Could you be a bit more vague please?

Sports journalism is such a bag of shit.

Having Dubravka and Pope is an improvement on having Darlow anywhere near the team. Would like to see a signing that is going to transform the team soon though.

Since you can't make money owning a club and his public ownership of us did massive self-inflicted damage to both his brand and himself personally, I don't know why he wants to buy another club.

Worse because it made Anichebe become Messi against us.

He's also pretty wham these days

23 or 43? Edit: Old young page wanker.

"That's ok. Your tears say more than real evidence ever could."

Probably for the best the World Cup wasn't this summer

Our social media team has had such a glow up since the Fat Ash days.

Roberto Baggio was my other football hero when I was a kid. From watching World Cup 94.

Saga implies developments.

Rob Lee. Remember going to the barber and asking them to give me his haircut. What a player.

Sounds like a Bad Luck Brian type.

Think they were saying we'd offered more money than Milan before but he only wanted to go to Milan. Now they're saying Milan haven't even made a formal bid and we've agreed a fee.

Is the agent Bruno? Because Lodi used to be his best friend before Paquetta.

He's delightfully dull.

Well it's obvious that fuck all is happening and the journos are just filling their columns with the same regurgitated crap. Henderson being an easy one.

The Dean Henderson links are becoming boring.

Due to what happened the first time around I won't get my hopes up until he's pictured on our official club accounts holding up the shirt.

Remember Sir Bobby having a strange dig at fans for being upset that Cort was always injured/unavailable. Yes, we do expect our players to be able to play most of the time.