Skeletor

Yay was worrying we weren't pretending to try any more.

It's come from Italian journo Alfredo Pedulla. He reckons we've agreed a €9m deal and he'll sign after the World Cup. Though everyone else is linking Janmaat to Man U as well, so who knows.

The Arsenal board waiting for us to secure Debuchy's replacement for the next 2 months: http://memeguy.com/photos/images/mrw-when-my-gf-reminds-me-we-are-going-to-her-parents-house-just-as-i-sit-down-to-watch-football-43057.gif

Too fucking right. It's either that or retire the number. Would be a first to retire a number out of shame but I like the idea.

This cunt still alive? We really can't catch a break.

Ah man. No. who the fuck are these people? Honestly. Some of our fan base needs euthanising.

Yeah right. More like: http://www.freephotosbank.com/photographers/photos1/45/med_53ff4957d796d0ff0a7d3151ec4e4a20.jpg

Oh dear god. The reality is hitting

I'm sure he's not 100% innocent but any thing he's done I'm convinced is a reaction to the shitty way he's been treated by Pardew. Let's not forget it's not just Ben Arfa. It's also Marveaux, Yanga-Mbiwa and Obertan (although that one is justified) who have been frozen out recently.

From the club's facebook page: Colin Devlin: 'No harm people but debuchy has been terrible for Newcastle, all the promise in the world playing for France but at the toon he has been very poor. Glad to see the back of him if he does clear off to arsenal. Just hope we can manage to recruit.' I hate our fans so much

Can already see the official site article now: 'Ryan is Taylor made for right back role.'

MOAR TACKLES

Probably made the statement with a gun to his head and a script in front of him.

She could become a Tyneside hero if she offed him.

Liverpool and Sanchez sounds like us and Gomis. 'I don't want to join you' 'Come on...'

Can't wait for that £1m profit in 2 years time.

Why do people just repeat things Dave says as if it is their own new opinion? I'm so sorry skeletor, I wasn't aware that certain people are not allowed to have the same opinion. Apology accepted mate.

Why do people just repeat things Dave says as if it is their own new opinion?

That £2m profit can buy us infinite Jack Colbacks.

This is supposed to be where Ashley comes into his element: Lining his own pockets.

£8m We can't even do selling players right.

No not really, we need to sign both. One is a Remy type striker, the other a Cabaye type midfielder. Grenier/Cabella/Lacazette and another striker I'd be very happy http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/58725000/jpg/_58725638_3409061_portsmouth_leeds_v1a.jpg

Would be an honour to sell him to them in a year and a half's time.

yeah, but the fact they are desperate for cash means we can probably get one of our low ball bids accepted No it doesn't