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I really want him to succeed here but if he doesn't realise his system isn't working and refuses to change it then he's going to lose his job. The Colback/Anita shield is made of fucking cardboard and it's been obvious to most on here for months. Colback needs to be dropped and change the formation to give us, and himself, a chance this season. If he persists with both of them against Watford then he may as well resign now. Unfortunately we all know who will be sacrificed and he's not fucking ginger. Colback needs to lose his bulletproof vest.

He's too scared to drop Colback but doesn't trust him enough to play him by himself in front of the CD's. He picks someone to play next to him as security (stop laughing) and he likes Sissoko and his graft but he can only play on the right. Therefore the only position free is on the left where he doesn't appear to be as good. #dropcolback get it fucking trending, get the useless cunt out ffs.

6 points from the last 48 available. We've taken an eighth of the points available since March.

This looks fucking ominous. Too early imo but teams that can't score and can't defend go down. We're bottom of the league and deserve to be, it's going to be a struggle to stay up.

Nearly 6 and a half hours since we scored btw...

Middle of September and we've won 4 games of football in 2015. One of which was against Northampton.

so we sacrifice threat for their protection- that they dont give anyway- what a plan. Exactly. We play 7 men who are largely there to defend the goal and we still concede regularly. Change it ffs.

Anita/Colback offer nothing like, absolutely nothing. They don't contribute, they don't protect, they're easily dominated by every other CM we face and are always goal-side and get pulled all over the shop. It needs to change, either personnel or formation or both because this isn't working Stevie, it's fucking pigshit.

Lose to Watford and we're looking at one of the worst starts to a PL season there has ever been. Can't say we've been unlucky either, this is just dreadful.

Thick as a bull's dick.

Colback's an absolute fucking mong. The utter cunt.

Can you imagine how shit we'd look if we hadn't dropped 50 big ones in the summer?

That's far too easy. Sound like a broken record but we're not even making them work for it, it's a nice finish but he had the time to pick his spot and pass it into the net. Soft as fuck man.

UNITED IMPOSE MARTIAL LAW! BOSH.

20-20? Can't see it.

2-1 loss.

Wouldn't describe it as a 'love-in' at all. More a case of preferring one over the other if we change formation a bit. Anita is far from perfect but he offers more in that role than Colback, Tiote appears to be 3rd choice at best.

'Got no reason to moan', 'could be worse', 'what more do you expect?' oh, and, the classic 'be careful what you wish for' etc. May as well use them all up in one post. Have I missed any?

If there is a worse player in the league than Mike Williamson I've yet to see him. He has no ability on the ball at all, he's slow, dim-witted and absolutely tragic in possession. He's an utter holocaust of a footballer.

I'd be interested to see how 'traditional' the next Newastle shirt is in light of these new designs. We've had about 5 or 6 absolutely awful shirts that somehow compromise the clean black and white stripe shirt with zany gimmicks like spikes, diagonal blue stripes on the black stripes, black napkins. Now there's an alternative then it may force the cunts to up their game and produce a decent shirt.

Chances of Berahino being fit on 5th December and 23rd April? Anyone?

You mean the biggest clubs on the planet have managed to reverse time?

Can just imagine them playing chicken over their fax machines - "you first", "No, you first". "Our electric has gone off, you first"

Fucking rotten cunts.