midds

There's a lot of people who are too loyal to the club. They won't hear a word said against it and the people who represent it. They've got no good reason to do it other than just blind devotion and can make themselves sound ridiculous when doing so. They think they're an asset to the club but they're the type of fans that are the problem imo. Just putting up with any old shite, buying the shirts and tickets out of nothing but a misguided sense of loyalty. Unfortunately these are the same type of people who complete the Chronicle's spunky survey...

Fixed.

Fuck it.

Alan, that you? ...

It'll be a tough game. Long way to travel and Gillingham are a good team, tough draw for us. We'll have to be at our best to go there and match them for passion and desire. Hopefully we'll have enough.

Oh fuck, here we go, another fixture to have to fulfil. Fucking Cups. Grrrrrrr.

Should have checked.

That's just a prediction btw.

Boro (A)

We've basically got 2 plans depending on the standard of opposition: vs. a shit team - score early and protect the lead til FT. vs. a good team - stay in the game as long as possible, score late and hang on til FT. That's the extent of it. Although as Pardew will tell you repeatedly this season every game is "tough" which is because we're fucking terrible.

How could anyone think "Nah, you're not worth the hassle" after seeing that? He's fucking exceptional. A decent manager would be able to harness him and integrate him into the team to make them a better outfit and harder to play against, this cunt has ostracised him because he told the truth. Pardew needs to die in a fucking fire.

Just imagine if we could somehow include Ben Arfa into the front third of the park. Cabella, Ben Arfa and De Jong floating and inter-changing around a mobile striker. Just imagine.... If only we had Ben Arfa in the first team squad, that would be immense. We'd score loads and win loads of games. Oh well, never mind...

Proof that getting loads of cash for a player(s) means absolutely nothing unless you spend it well. They've banked a fortune this summer and spaffed the whole fucking lot on a load of shite (relatively speaking) so far. Long's a canny player but he's not worth that. Ditto Forster. They'll do extremely well to tread water for a season or 2.

Dos.

It beggars belief like. By all means sell him for £10m or £5m, but at this point in time neither Colback or Anita can offer what he does. There'll be games where we need someone who can shut down one of the opposition midfielders and I wouldn't fancy either of those are physically capable of stopping a Yaya Toure. Quite agree but they can fill the space he leaves though. The person in charge of the team is spectacularly thick so, in his mind, they'll be able to do the same job. We aren't run like a normal football club where the needs of the team are paramount. We need to cash in and make as much money as possible and the specific needs of the team trail in a very poor second place. He'll go and we'll be up, net, for transfers for 2014. Job done.

Laurent Robert special.

Hang on, have they integrated that stupid fucking hands on the head thing that Mo Farah did into the upper tier?

Does the dopey cunt actually understand what an average is? How can average be 'good'? God, I fucking despise this utter cunt.

“We got an important result today,” “I don’t really care if Arsenal win 4-0 if I’m honest – I’m sure Spurs will – but I only care that our fans enjoy themselves.” “I’m very pleased.” “It was a very important game for this football club. Particularly this year with the finance of the Premier League.”“I thought both penalties were dubious.” “We played well after that, showed great resilience and it is massive for the North-East to have a team in the Premier League.” “Accusations of a ‘rift’ are absolutely ridiculous. Those that made them will be sobbing in their beer today,” “I think if I put my best eleven out every week we would be a top-eight side but I’ve only been able to put it out three times at most. It’s an unforgiving league and if you look at this division, the likes of Swansea and West Brom are only five or six points ahead of us.” “It’s been an unbelievable season and I think it’s been so, so tight because of the financial rewards at stake this year. I will make sure that we are well prepared for next season, and thank God we are not in the Europa League again.”

So the families of backroom staff need to pay to get in but the owner can put up hundreds of advertisements around it without paying a penny? This club's absolutely twisted man. Just fucking rotten. If it was a horse you'd shoot the cunt.

Look after the pennies and the 5p's look after themselves. May be a good point to remind folk of the fact that the club received an extra £32.2m in TV cash alone this summer. Owned and run by absolute scum.

He'll resign?

I'll not sleep tonight.

His value's only going one way from here on in, he's not getting another contract so he'll be moved on I'd imagine. There's no stink without shite.

Has he definitely, definitely signed? *crosses fingers*