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Goodnight. That's that.

If city can just keep this at 0-1 then it's not a complete disaster like. Not ideal having to go to the Camp nou chasing it but if they get the first goal over there then they're back in it. If it goes 0-2 tonight they may as well not bother turning up.

His man-management skills are wank like. He's paid to manage his squad and get the best out of each of them on the park and he's failing miserably. Anyone who doesn't fit into his dinosaur way of playing the game just gets tossed aside in favour of graft. Running, working, jumping, running, covering, working, tackling, running etc.

Exactly, if Ashley's even thinking about sacking him then he may as well just do it. It's just postponing the inevitable. Unfortunately, I don't think these rumours are true btw.

Fucker will be pulling out his Spearman's rank correlation coefficient formula in a minute. Jesus Christ man, how fucking dull.

If (big if) this was true then I'd want us to crash and burn next weekend. The individual result itself is largely immaterial and insignificant in the grand scheme of things but getting shot of that prick in the dugout would be a massive boost. Pardew's a fucking millstone.

If any owner is prepared to say "lose this one and you're out" then they may as well sack the cunt any way. Dead man walking.

"I've got no idea how to use this immensely talented player so I'm going to have to sell him." Would have been more accurate. Gormless fucking twat.

We don't have any other alternatives. Santon is a failed experiment IMO. Sissoko bombs forward too much to protect the back 4 , Anita is too lightweight, MYM would also be a square plug in a round hole. Gouffran does put in a good shift and also has a decent eye for a pass. Only to the naked eye.

An extra day's training here or there means nowt. Until he can begin to motivate them and instill a bit of confidence in them it doesn't matter a fucking jot what him and the other dopey bastards do in training. Looked like XI strangers thrown together despite all of the 'back to basics' shite.

Worst player on the park tonight. Disgustingly bad but he'll keep his shirt no doubt.

The manager, owner and players have officially given up and tonight thousands of fans gave up on them in return. Fuck them. Feel completely vindicated in jacking the st after seeing that unfold tonight. The club's rotten to the core.

Another cripplingly abject 'performance'. He can't organise them, he can't motivate them, he picks payers who consistently play poorly, he's tactically retarded and he never takes any form of responsibility for what's happening on the park. Can't understand how anyone can say he's doing well and/or he's an average manager. He's a slimy cunt who also happens to be absolutely wank at his job.

This is embarrassing. Again. They look like complete strangers, fuck knows what happens in training during the week. Fucking woeful.

Hopefully the wind will die down and we can get back to our fluent, slick short passing game. Would hate to think we'd just hump it long because it's a bit blowy.

Aye, Dave's fucking spangled, I've text him but heard nowt. Best of luck chap.

I'm going to bed.

Locking shit won't work as if Dave wants to gan ments btw.

Dave's done a Pooky in New Jack City.

:thup: Definitely, definitely not hiding behind it. What a man. Exactly, and just to make sure of it he tells everybody that he isn't hiding behind the injuries. What injuries? He's going to put a team out there to win it. Who mentioned injuries? Did you hear him?

:thup: Definitely, definitely not hiding behind it. What a man.

Got a feeling the spineless cunt in the dugout has already written it off.

Does he ever blame himself for wank results/performances he's responsible for?

Home fans in GIVING A FUCK SHOCKER!!

I think he's been very fortunate in the minute amount of criticism he's had from the crowd en masse. He's been cut loads of slack by the bulk of the support. Most of this I'd attribute to the constant stream of negative/defeatist bullshit coming from the owner and manger, the crowd expect us to lose regularly when we're constantly told we can't compete with nearly half the fucking league.