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Truth will be revealed tomorrow, Isak was an alien all along!

Oh, me and my dad are in a totally different stand to my mam, historical issue from the 90s when you couldn't get seats together

My dear old mam has turned up early to the front of the Leazes and has been texting me. There's new seats there apparently which are lower and she may need help getting up from them. Also, she says a Chinese lad has just sat next to her with a half-and-half scarf 😐

You can get 80/1 on Skybet for both teams to have a red. Salah first scorer and Joelinton first card 40/1 on Paddy Power. Probably worth two quid on each

Apparently they did try to arrest Belt Nonce but they could only charge him with being an accessory

Mate of mine has just seen Belt Nonce (the bloke who keeps getting barred from pubs around town and the coast for hassling blokes asking if he can look at their belt, asking questions about their belt, comparing their belt to his, complimenting their belt, asking where they got their belt, asking if they'd like to swap belts - and who once chased me up Barrack Road at 7am on a Sunday morning demanding to see my belt) in Whitley with a Liverpool top on. Explains a lot.

Usually drink around Central pre match but think I'll avoid that today, if I get drawn into some "banter" with scousers in the pub I'm going to get myself in bother 😅

Please do not misgender the hambeast, let's try and keep the highground lads.

HMS Piss The League sprung a leak already?

56/1 on Paddy Power for both teams to have someone sent off on Monday...

Christ, and I thought I had skinny arms.

Lewk added to the dictionary as "a play on the word look".

Could mean he has a great shot. Could also mean he rarely manages to get a shot away unless it's a sitter and if he's under pressure he loses the ball.

As it stands I think Barnes is one of our most natural and instinctive finishers. Not saying we play him up front but we might need to rely on him getting on the end of things.

Pick that oot

I have a history of cursing the fuck out of players by adding them to my team

Right, fuck it, this will have to do

"Im scared of burglars so I'm going to Liverpool" Yeah, I'm scard of planes so I'm going to the airport.