BlueStar

The issue we have is that the squad available to us at the moment is, how you say, puarly fuckin clarts like.

Shame Carver is too thick to use a computer. Maybe someone can print it out for him and post it.

Don't want this guy associated with the club in any form in the future. Never mind him 'missing out' on the top job and just going back to being assistant, I don't want this little prick as a boot boy.

Surely if there's only two candidates, all Carver requires is for McClaren to say no. What happened to our list of 80? Whittled down to an elite two of Carver and McClaren...

The likes of kitbag.com are their online competitors.

Oh, you're leaving now

METH: NOT EVEN ONCE

Fucking booing It's YOUR FUCKING FAULT

Use match thread please http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,96749.0.html

Amazing. Tell you what, even on a sunny day it's fucking cold up there without people around you. A few early goals and those lot won't be sticking around. Plus a lot of them are probably catch-the-metro wankers who leave early.

Wow, hope it stays like that!

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If someone has a go you lose your fucking rag, offer them out and then hide in the training ground until they go away and you can sneak out you spineless little prick.

He did make us look pretty daft like, felt a fucking pillock going into work after we'd gone out of both cups to Palace and Gillingham so we could concentrate on the league, which we were getting humped 4-0 every week in regardless.

Jesus Christ, they're actually doing it! That right there, really shows just how much we mean to them distilled into one beautiful picture! When we did 5 in a row did anyone even realise? I certainly didn't, so trotting up to 'ponteland airport' with a banner under my arm was certainly never on the agenda! Please, please please let there be 'FTM' on the end of the banner out of shot! Yep. I believe they were going to have FTM on it but sadly it hasn't. It was mentioned that there would be a surprise - perhaps the surprise is it doesn't have it on. They were going to have FTM on, but didn't know how to spell it.

They could at least have got him a latex mask that fit.

Would be convenient for them to say "Oh, aye, we're not advertising towards kids any more but it's too late to not put the Wonga logo on kids shirts that are coming out in 13 months. We'll deffo not put them on the 2016/17 shirts though, lols" And then pull out of the deal anyway.

Danny Murphy "I think Sanchez should shoot himself." Bit harsh.

Of course, I forgot

How come Palace didn't get shit for sacking Warnock for winning 3 in 16, while we're deluded Geordies for protesting when Pardew had a run of winning 2 in 17? (Or 19, if you include cup defeats to Palace and Gillingham)

#wyltk

http://ashleyout.com/articles/a-guest-blog-on-the-state-of-newcastle-united-by-george-caulkin-northern-sports-correspondent-of-the-times/ http://i.imgur.com/3jz2pZc.gif

Great video in terms of content, shame they didn't have a dead cat for the mic and left autofocus on.