BlueStar

Sure this must have been posted somewhere, but why you don't pepper-spray people holding flares http://i.imgur.com/t1QHZ3w.jpg

Was this twat http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-proposal-romantic-romano-van-7044423

Some more suitably scathing analysis http://www.espnfc.com/blog/_/name/thematch/id/2745?cc=5739

Noocarsle are facking ninef, wot they monin'abaat etcetera

Only just made it to a pub from work, assume this has been entirely predictable?

There's a plane circling with a banner over SJP at the moment but it's too far away to read. Protest or CarpetRite advert?

The one that's a pisstake is less of a pisstake than the real ones!

Well we don't have any players of Cabaye's quality or value to sell any more, so that's one way of protecting ourselves from it.

Well if any club is going to go down and try and bring legal action over that escaped points deduction it'll be Cardiff, they've already been trying to get results overturned.

Jonathan Edwards once pointed me towards the sausage rolls at a local media Christmas do. Leave him alone.

If that banner gets any media coverage be prepared for armchair fans of other clubs to start taking the piss out of you and 'facking noocarsle thinking 9th's not good enough for them', once they go and check the league table after previously not paying us any attention for the last 6 months.

They're missing Diaby, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Wilshere and Walcott. Plus Gnabry, Akpom, Miyaichi and Park Chu-Young. In Pardewland that's at least 20 first team players.

Aaron Ramsey is going to fucking shred us if he plays like he did before his injury.

Cracking banner Take a bit of paper with 6 written on it and stick it over the 5 at full time as well.

Please give him the job and then have it fall apart

Trambition for me.

Apropos of nothing, me mam hates Oldham, calls them "Oldham Pathetic"

Newcastle 'supremo'

Don't remember him having that many chins like.

Newcastle United boss Alan Pardew surprised by recent form http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9279850/premier-league-newcastle-united-boss-alan-pardew-surprised-by-recent-form

The part where he is still here. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

He's been here 14 years, had over 300 appearances and he's scored less goals than Andy Cole did in the year and a half he was with us.

That's the problem, the idea of having an average manager is appealing at the moment