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Dunno if it would be worse for them to win it on the last day with victory against us at Anfield or have it sewn up by then and have our bunch expected to give them a guard of honour onto the pitch.

Tell that to our lads who have to go to Anfield on the last game of the season and would have to witness the circle wank.

Bucko would be a useful player in that league

Almost forgot this even happened only a few hours after, barely even registers any more.

Close enough.

We can't compete with a sov'rin state like Southampton man, be realistic.

Who's the ref? Looks like Clattenburg or Foy or someone.

Moyes Out banner being flown over Old Trafford behind a plane this weekend.

And people think it's paranoid conspiracies to think refs are leaned on to give Man U a bit more time to score a winner, causing people in Timbuktu to post "GGMU!" on twitter and rush out to buy a premier league bedspread.

If he's got knee injury why's he not going to play?

That fucking miss. Nee wonder Ben Arfa has a shot him-fucking-sel when someone's on.

Rampo: First Blood.

This is my prediction for the match.

Lad I go to the match with is livid because he reckons he's discovered everyone sitting next to him is paying £170 less for their season ticket than he is. Does that sound possible? Guess if you're on the 10 year price freeze and then they start doing deals or whatever for other people, though tits? He's furious like, he's refusing to go tonight or again until they respond and refund him the difference and change next year's to the same price or cancel his membership.

Sundo Relegato, Mr Poyoto? They should nickname Bardo 'Brigitte'

Looks like they can't borrow Borro any more http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/9231224/transfer-news-fabio-borini-set-to-return-to-liverpool-this-summer

Pardew wouldn't play him man.

Don't worry, we get mentioned in the headline, the caption, the subheading and then about every other sentence in the Mirror. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/ex-newcastle-united-striker-nile-ranger-3274951

Fixed yo posto Ah, besto.

Keeps us top.

88 so far. Oscar is my only player not playing twice and 4 of my players haven't played at all yet.

Terry talking to the ref before he gave the card probably did it. "It was one of them dusky lads, send 'im off. Watch out, they're sneaky."

Webb bottles big decisions. Since he was a world cup ref he's never given a pen in the last 15 minutes.

When did Armstrong become Amish?

Get in Hawkeye, say hi to Radar and Henry.