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They're missing Diaby, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Wilshere and Walcott. Plus Gnabry, Akpom, Miyaichi and Park Chu-Young. In Pardewland that's at least 20 first team players.

Aaron Ramsey is going to fucking shred us if he plays like he did before his injury.

Cracking banner Take a bit of paper with 6 written on it and stick it over the 5 at full time as well.

Please give him the job and then have it fall apart

Trambition for me.

Apropos of nothing, me mam hates Oldham, calls them "Oldham Pathetic"

Newcastle 'supremo'

Don't remember him having that many chins like.

Newcastle United boss Alan Pardew surprised by recent form http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11678/9279850/premier-league-newcastle-united-boss-alan-pardew-surprised-by-recent-form

The part where he is still here. (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

He's been here 14 years, had over 300 appearances and he's scored less goals than Andy Cole did in the year and a half he was with us.

That's the problem, the idea of having an average manager is appealing at the moment

Get a dead-cat bounce under Giggs and win all their remaining games, have the fans start getting starry-eyed about a club legend guiding them to success, think of how marketable that would be, give him a contract, have it all go wrong. Fingers crossed.

Didn't they say the opposite? That he'd get sacked if he qualified for the Champions League? Would explain how he had the team playing.

Giggs to take over till the end of the season. loljokes

Will be mint if they get a new manager and stay shit.

Wonder how high the number in the subject is going to get.

Great article. Seen it posted somewhere else and an Arsenal fan chips in with Yeah, I love going to a game with a mellow atmosphere, really helps me unwind at the end of the week

So he's got ten senior players out, Remy wears number 9.... Maybe we've got to the bottom of the problem, he can't count. He probably thinks our goal difference is pretty good over the last few games.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/374870/Alan-Pardew-will-try-his-hardest-to-keep-Newcastle-striker-Loic-Remy-at-St-James-Park

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27062091

Norwich's only remaining games are against Chelsea, Man U, Liverpool and Arsenal

Looking at their fixtures Norwich aren't getting another point this season, so if they can hang on to this and beat two of Cardiff, WBA and Swansea they'll finish above them at least.

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