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Seven different scorers. Would be nice to make it 10-0 so every outfield player can get one. Then bring Pope up for a corner in the 95th minute for goal 11.

Looked like a handball but didn't look out. Remember it's not just the part of the ball that's touching the ground, imagine you're looking from directly above. Any overhang of the rets of the ball plays it in.

Never a fucking pen either. Not watchiing, I just assume.

https://fb.watch/n9nEVvtz2t/ Toon fans in the rain

Reddit r/soccer implying anyone who wears a team shirt at an away match basically has a death wish, not sure any of them have actually been to a game. I'll be packing toon tops for Dortmund.

Even if you're a proper nasty hooligan cunt what kind of kudos do you get from other firms from chasing down and stabbing an outnumbered old bloke on his own with bad knees?

This waxwork of Wayne Rooney makss him look like he's just been confronted by Dark Justice.

Think anone who's played Football Manager can relate

Leeds were right, Man U do have a team full of weirdos.

Although I thought they were objecting because of human rights abuses and not just because Howe is a Mag, so presumably Metro FM operate some blood diamond mines or something.

Luis Rubiales will be at the unveiling holding up his shirt, I'm sure.

BWAHAHAHA

Why would you do that to yourself?!

Ha, when was this? I know they got £12m of bloody money for "Hendo"

Liverpool would never accept "Saudi blood money", you can tell because the last two decades of Liverpool captains are at Al Ettifaq.

They're such a dislikable team as well, Klopp is a spiteful misogynist goblin, they dive, cheat and timewaste and their fans are only second to Chelsea in the Premier League in terms of being absolute arseholes.

FFS, takes absolutely ages to get into the East Stand because doddering old twats tap their phone for 2 milliseconds and then stand there dumbfounded that it hasn't worked. Fucking hold it there!

This is one of the photos they've released to try and show she's lying when she says she didn't lift him off his feet, but I can't seem to find anything in the ceremony which matches this frame. Surely they've not just photoshopped an image and assumed nobody would check it against TV footage?

When they say "The Spanish Football Federation" have put out this statement and decided to sue her - it's clearly a decision made and a statement written by him, isn't it?