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Maybe he's one of the VIPs from Squid Game.

Eats spaghetti, drinks Moretti, he loves Paddy Power.

Well it's not flying off the shelves at the moment. Or going anywhere at all, apparently.

Think he's becoming lost to time, his facebook page seems to have gone (edit: wait, here it is https://www.facebook.com/micky.allan1). Here's a few classics but I can't find the "SHEARER NONSE" banner held up at SJP at 3am.

Looks absolutely lefal as fuck, or he would do if he'd remembered to take the top off.

What's neat/spooky about these things is how at first glance everything looks perfectly fine and then the more you sit and look it's all absolutely batshit. It's like those pictures of upside down faces you used to get with the eyes and mouth rotated. Glad Viking Harp FC have qualified for the Coal League again.

"Did I just *light* my vape?"

"I did not see what happened to the ice cream machine"

EATING NOODLE not nodle

I feel like looking at the text on these does some lasting damage to my brain, like it's close enough to something you should be able to read that it must be what it's like to have a stroke. Or like trying to read something in a dream.

There are far too many legs in this picture

Again, fucking Roberto Solero there, is there a copyright reason why they can't just copy their faces?

Why do they all look like a shit lookalike of the player from some dubious agency?

Ahahaha, I forgot about that absolute rectangle. Part of Mackem folklore, like Uncal Mick and Rollernonce.

Good stuff from Norwich here, clever - edit, and posted above

Looks like we've signed Micky Flanagan in the middle.

No Northern Boys gig for me tonight then

Just an LFT. Got a gig tomorrow but doesn't feel likely.

Waiting for a test to arrive myself

West Ham: Areola; Coufal, Zouma, Aguerd, Emerson; Alvarez, Ward-Prowse, Soucek; Paqueta, Antonio, Bowen Subs: Fabianksi, Kehrer, Ogbonna, Fornals, Cornet, Ings, Kudus, Benrahma, Mubama NUFC: Pope; Trippier, Schar, Lascelles, Burn; Longstaff, Guimaraes, Tonali; Almiron, Isak, Anderson. Subs: Dubravka, Dummett, Wilson, Ritchie, Targett, Manquillo, Hall, Livramento, Murphy Referee: Peter Bankes (Merseyside) Attendance: Current score: 1-2 ’11 Soucek ’56 ‘60 Isak ’88 Kudus Booked: Sent off: Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/ Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED.

"Have you ever seen a Mackem in Milan?"

Wait, wait, let's get the opinion of the guy who stubbed out a cigar in someone's eye

Current WSL matches you seem to get much more time on the ball than you do in 2023 Premier League, but then the football of Keegan's playing era looks slower paced and less intense as well (remember being able to pass back to the keeper and have him pick it up?) . He still seems willing to stick his oar in about the modern game though.