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Is that the one where you have to put the players in order of how good they are and then each team gets one, then the next team gets one, depending on where they have them ordered? I'm doing that aswell and it's fucking complicated, didn't know what I was doing to start with so have a shite order. I've ended up with Robben, so I obviously didn't go through it well enough Some of the rules are baffling: Rotisserie leagues rank each of the Teams in the League from first to last in ten (10) statistical categories (Scoring Events) - five (5) categories for goalkeepers and defenders and five (5) categories for midfielders and forwards. Points are then awarded according to the order of finish in each category, and are totalled to determine an overall score and place. So, the Team with the most Goals will receive 10 points, the Team with the second most will receive 9 points, etc. In the case of a tie, each Team involved receives an average of the total points due i.e. in the above example, if two Teams were tied for first in Goals, each would receive 9.5 points [(10 + 9) / 2 = 9.5]. Each of the 14 positions is limited to 38 matches so using multiple players in a single position in a single week reduces that number accordingly. For instance, if on Saturday you play Wayne Rooney as an Active forward, and then on Sunday you replace Rooney with Didier Drogba, that forward position for your Team will be deemed to have been played twice.

Doing The Times one as well with some mates from the pub, way more complicated than this one, what a headfuck.

Well yeah, but by half way through the season last year every one in the top ten of my pub league had him as captain, so it didn't matter if he didn't play or scored a hat-trick it made no difference.

Fair enough, but the boast of having a better team compared to the others on here will fall a bit flat when you're playing with 9 men including 2 fulham players and a Birmingham player

Difficult to say, got pissed off with Chelsea players last year because I'd go "Aha, Chelsea playing Watford, excellent. John Terry as captain, guaranteed clean sheet" only for that twat Mouriniho to rest him.

Well you are because Agger, Ooijer, Rozehnal, Fabregas and Van Persie aren't playing in the second gameweek.

I notice you've omitted your subs

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Mickey Quinn http://www.dizpins.com/archives/images/2006junepics/mickey_hook_062606.jpg

http://website.lineone.net/~tgc.dr/howey-steve.jpg Steve Howey. Must have been hitting the gym.

Fantasy league says he is, expected back august.

That Charley in the Metro today was saying that she won't go and visit her cousin now he lives in Sunderland because there's no good looking blokes there

Amzed this thread has gone so long without someone mentioning Kevin Kyle's scalded bollocks. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16900129&method=full&siteid=94762&headline=scaldin--balls--footy-star-drops-boiling-water-in-lap-name_page.html Arca was out for a while with a jellyfish sting as well. I remember when Southampton had two very apt injuries for the same match with Peter Crouch out with a damaged knee and Micheal Poke out with a broken finger.

Makes him a good fantasy buy at only 4.5.

Done a bit of swapping around and put Jagielka and Geremi in defence in the hope that, with the injuries to Barton and Cahill, they'll have a chance of playing in midfield for the start of the season,

Leeds have also signed Ronaldinho http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11715_2496815,00.html From Man U

Oh well, if he was already falling before buffon deliberately twatted him in the chin as hard as he could with both fists, then I guess it wasn't a foul.

I'm not sure if this argument works "It's not an unreasonable price because such and such also paid an unreasonable price for a some other no-mark." Does it work the other way, "Well Viduka cost nothing so the mackems should have been paid at least a couple of million for taking Richardon"

Well yeah, they're just twats to people other than the British is all, not less twats. Bit fuckwitted of Celtic fans to be singing about Al Quaeda, and those of them who chanted through the 9/11 minutes silence, bearing in mind they've previously been able to rely on sympathy from some sections of the American public with a romaticised view of the IRA.

My Celtic fan mate was watching in a pub in Sheffeild somewhere and had to go to work not long after kick off, so he asked me to text him the final score. Must have been gutted to read "4-1 final score. Played with 5 kids in the second half, played reserve keeper up front, finished off the match with 10 men after Taylor took a knock."

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Just tell him to make footstep noises by tapping his hand on the desk and then go falsetto. A proper Mrs Bouquet voice works best.

Yep, according to the atrociously spelled posters.

Gan down the fuckin pub man. Never bother watching games at home anyway, much more fun watching it with some like-minded cretins on the sauce than with my lass and the cat.