BlueStar

One Arsenal player. Physio, hair-stylist, pedicure, the guy who puts the cucumber slices on your eyes...

We've broken Diaby. 10 more to go.

When did Arsenal start nicking that thing where the announcer says their first name (Cesc, Ed) and the crowd shout their second name (Fabregas, "Wardo") Sounds pathetic when the crowd are doing it half arsed.

Dennis Wise just taking his seat.

Last time I saw Denis Wise in the flesh I was singing "He's a dwarf, a dwarf" and shouting "TAXI!" every time he came over for a corner.

Two of my mates are Spurs fans and they're both sound. They don't get ideas above their station going on about being a bigger club or whatever, but then they live up here and come with us to SJP every season and every season they get beat, so they've sort of got to be humble with us lot. For some reason though internet Spurs fans feel the need to come on toon message boards more than pretty much anyone else arguing the toss, even more than mackems. Dunno if it's living in the shadow of a big club that does it or what, but as we only seem to get Spurs, Everton and Sunderland fans registering just to have a pop that does seem to be the common denominator. The fact we never get Liverpool or Arsenal fans registering solely because we've taken a turn for the worse or their lot for the better probably says a lot about the gulf between them and their neighbours.

Be a bit useless when a bottle sailed harmlessly past him a good foot away and he threw himself to the ground clutching his knee, looking pleadingly at the nearest copper.

Just Ketsbia.

No practically about it, fwiw http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daily_Mail#Support_for_Nazism_and_Fascism

Is the Daily Mail more or less of a joke?

When I was in Frankfurt us and the Jormans were taking turns singing on the way to the match. They started doing their "Eintract frankfurt, oooh woooh, Eintract Frankfurt, Heeey eeyyy" thing and all bouncing up and down together and the train was twatting up and down like mad, thought it was gonna come off the tracks.

Why ? Because about five of the images on the first page of results were blokes called Keegan having a wank with something (fuck knows what, I didn't have a close look) rammed up their arse.

By the way, I'd advise not doing a google image search for Keegan without "safesearch" on

Nowt on SSN about Deco. Hope it's true though, was gutted I didn't get to use my song when we were last linked with him and nowt came of it.

I take it you mean Wednesday? Maybe

If we play like we did on Saturday I can't see Anelkaless Bolton giving us many problems. Maybe 3-0. That said it would be just like us to conceed in the first 5 mins so let's say 3-1

Not sure if I like him bigging up Alan Smith and Terry Mac

To the tune of My Old Man's a Dustman We love our Mike Ashley He brought us Keegan back But if we don't win a trophy We'll lynch the fucking twat

Surely we could modify the "Micheal Owen, Micheal Owen, Hey hey hey, Micheal Owen" chant to Micheal Ashley. Or is "Micheal" too formal?

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/sport/2008/01/17/the_truth_the_soccerphobes_ref.html

SWP on the right and Zog on the left should strike the fear of god into most defences in the world.

Yeah, there's a reason. Up and comers and not has-beens or never waseses please. That would be more like it, think the lad's still got some potential to realise.

Been sitting in the same seat since the days of Smith and Ozzy

Rob Lee leading him astray

WHAT YOU FUCKIN LOOKIN AT? DID YOU CALL ME A FUCKIN QUEER? I'LL LAY YOU FLAT OUT YOU LITTLE FUCKING TWAT, COME ON LET'S FUCKING HAVE IT!