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The People, who's sister paper The Mirror have been saying we've agreed a deal to get him for £3.5m

Harsh. I hope the c*** has a heart attack and just suvives. Better? Not really, you're just making yourself look a twat. I hope he stubs his toe and it really hurts. How's that?

Cel-e-brate good times come on, dun dun dun dun dun, dah dah dah , woo!

The football shirts hall of shame

Well, that's more punctuation than HTT has

You forgot Scott Parker.

Had a good song like. HOTTIGERHOTTIGERHOTTIGER! HOTTIGERHOTTIGERHOTTIGER!

Funny reading this now with a Sam Allardyce avatar next to it

Rooney, Lampard, etc etc

Hope they buy him as a replacement for Berbatov, that would really show their ambition.

Now they've come in with a bid they should just wait until the little git realises how much more he'd be on at Chelsea than the £6.50 an hour or whatever Spurs pay defenders, then he can hide a transfer request in his sock again/spark out a few fans/deny the holocaust or something and force them to sell him for less.

I'd like Fulham at home, reckon we'll get Spurs at home. Reckon the last game will be Chelsea at home, always end up with those fuckers at the arse end of the season. We'll get em early on in both cups as well, nailed on.

(promise to delete this thread if everything goes horribly wrong before they start linking to it on RTG)

How I've missed transfer windows where stuff seems like it's actually happening.

To think how little I was looking forward to next season not so long ago...

I think some of the chemicals have got in the water supply again Viduka is only after the money....he is selfish and never cured about the boro...i could maybe understand goin to west ham or someone(a new challinge for him) but the enimy Newcastle, now thats loyalty for you.

Who?

Back of the Sunday Sport (I know, I know ) said just this, that they were lining him up to come in if it drags on any longer.

Can you imagine this for any other job "Well, this all looks fine. There's obviously a minor blot on your reference about chinning your workmates in your last position, but we've been over that. I'm happy to say that as long as you don't go down on that GBH charge, we can offer you the position. Welcome aboard!" Still can't grumble about this bit of dealing like, it's a bit of a risk but as long as Barton doesn't do anything really stupid it's a good move.

Some fuckwit on the SMB is pissing himself because we've sold who we all consider our best player to west ham Someone who's signed up there find the threads about Parker before we sold him and link the Sugar Puff phobic twats to them, can't be arsed to register mesel.

I'm sure the mackems who work in the Bridges will be thrilled with the boycott as well like.

All the companies involved in sweat shop or child labour, human rights abuses or outsourcing of british jobs and they boycott Kangol and sugar puffs for financing newcastle

Posted this on another forum I go on, just to get the reaction from the resident liverpool fans (two in particular, one of whom hates Newcastle more than anyone else for some reason possibly because he lives in Durham) who are basically an embodiment of "Best club in the world and also the most hard-done by in the universe" attitude And here it is He's actually the least idiotic of the two of them, waiting to see what the other one makes of it.

Bramble's mistakes will go unpunished Can't actuallly work out what would happen, reminds me of questions like "Can God make a cake so big not even God could eat it" or "What happens when an irresistible force meets an immovable object? " What would happen when a stiker who is incapable of scoring goals faces off against a defender who is incapable of not conceding goals? I think some kind of dark matter would be created and the universe would implode in on itself.

I don't agree with quite a bit they have to say, but I've never seen the site advertised as impartial - it's their own views and the main site is pretty much 100% op ed. If you want middle of the road blandness that doesn't tread on any toes read the programme (Or do they still make Black & White magazine?)