BlueStar

Both Spurs games I watched in the pub had stupid fucking black bars to the left and right during the action on both the 4:3 and 16:9 screens, although it was fine during the ad breaks and intro graphics. Suppose that could be down to different south african TV standards though, if they were getting the feed from someone else. it's a right mickey mouse outfit like, makes Five look like Sky Sports Tim Sherwood is even worse than John Barnes, although at least they don't let him loose interviewing people and the like.

Also accused of driving while unfit and police are looking into allegations that a sat-nav and mobile phone was taken from the limo. It was "involved in a collision with a van."

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Always looks like he's on the verge of bursting into tears. http://www.arsenal.com/Images/s/senderos_0607train.jpg

Henmania http://www.toontastic.net/board/style_emoticons/default/yes.gif

Shame, they could come in handy Beep... beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeee "Shit, Viduka's arteries are clogsed again, get the defibrilator!"

Maybe it's Boumsong.

Once a year?

That Babayaro should be left back - left back in the changing room! /Dad joke

UK Food.

One of my mate's has just entered the pub league with the name LA Dairy Milk. Groan. last year his team was Jesmond Lynham.

OK, just in case can I direct the mods attention to the small print in this post. Just saying http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=41261.msg864523#msg864523

Might be best if they haven't if the club's going to be assraped by the taxman and have to replace our high earners with people like Nyron Nosworthy.

Maybe Freddy's been hooked in by an email from a Nigerian prince.

Hopefully they're looking into Babayaro's claims of being a professional footballer.

Saw a video of some serbian (I think, one of those countries) fans arranging themselves into a human swastika on the stand. Credit where it's due, must have taken a fair bit of planning, they're a well-organised bunch of nazi idiots.

Hot dog, jumpin' frog...

Poor fuckers Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch of cunts

Surely not...?

Like I say, it's the pub league that keeps me checking it and keeping right on top of things. How I do in the N-O league is just an offshoot of that.

I hope you can back that up or he'll have you in court before your feet touch the ground.

I don't take this league very seriously. I take the league I'm in with my mates from the pub very fucking seriously, in fact Panorama have been investigating my conduct last season. Any rate, my teams completely changed since I posted it anyway

Dunno like, companies get really jittery and take legal action for fucking stupid reasons. KFC started legal action against some woman who owned a pub for calling something on her menu a "family feast".

Obviously they're deleted, but sounds like he was asked to leave the executive area and then posted his side of events on a forum. The club saw it, weren't too happy about how they were portrayed and threatened legal action, calling on him to pay costs etc. Quite worrying, considering how often people use forums to vent about twattish stewards, dodgy safety at grounds, obnoxious turnstile staff etc.

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