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Really thought I saw him gobbing at someone on the plasma screens in my local and they'e only been there this season. Might be mistaken like

Would that be Diouf who went through last season spitting at people, inciting the crowd, chinning his lass, mouthing off at the ref...

Why would we even consider their ~£5m asking price when he's not going to play for them again? When we fall out with players and publicly say we're desperate to get rid of them other clubs grab us by the fucking knackers and get a bargain, do the same to these lot. It's not like it's a tragedy if we miss out.

sEASON TICKET HOLDER, GO TO A HANDFUL OF AWAY GAMES, LOOK AT KEYBOARD WHEN i TYPE AND FORGET WHEN i'VE GOT CAPS LOCK ON.

I was just about to say that "Where am I?" "At Newcastle United. Cracking season, wasn't it? Here you go, just sign this contract extension you agreed to yesterday"

From BBC Sport: The one word half-time verdict from our team of reporters: Blackburn 1-1 Reading - "Corners" Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa - "Uninspired" Chelsea 0-0 Everton - "Abysmal" Liverpool 0-1 Charlton - "Lacklustre" Manchester United 0-1 West Ham - "Surprising" Middlesbrough 2-1 Fulham - "Peach" Portsmouth 0-0 Arsenal - "Drab" Sheffield United 1-2 Wigan - "Exhilirating" Tottenham 2-1 Manchester City - "Open" Watford 0-1 Newcastle - "Pointless"

Someone needs to send that first pic to Viz's "Up The Arse Corner"

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1534: GOAL Bolton 1-0 Aston Villa Nicolas Anelka finds Gary Speed in the box and the Welshman slides in the opener at the Reebok. Sam Allardyce likes that and is applauding up in the posh seats. Bolton are on course for Europe.

Piss poor like. And there's Dyer. And there is the first goal of the match. Anyway, as I was saying....

1-nowt dyer

He's kicked it with his foot!

1-0 to wigan...

Utter crap, especially when it was stuck on the kit as grey fuzzyfelt.

Just in case everyone missed the joke, they didn't have HD in those days you know, arf arf.

Shows how little the Sun knows about Newcastle, thinking that a three hour meal for Freddy is "lunch" and not "snack".

I liked the round one with the magpie that's on the retro tops they're flogging at the moment. The grey 'smilie' badge with NUF and then the "C" upside down at the bottom was shite mind.

The thing I most hope we get out of Big Sam is someone with the bollocks and willpower to come in and have a good look at the club from top to bottom, at the training, the coaching, the medical team, the reserves, the academy, the facilities, what the players have for breakfast and, where applicable, say "Freddy, this bit here is utter fucking shite, scrap it and start again."

Biggy biggy biggy, can't you see Sometime your jowls just hypnotise me, And I just love your sheepskin coat And your fat brown envelope...

Superbia in Paella?

I reckon out crest is top banana. But even if you think very few crests/badges are good, some of them are nowhere near as bad as others http://www.footballcrests.com/SwindonTCrest1.gif

Ronaldinho The Honey Monster, man

Quick one, seeing as we're in a quiz thread, and someone's probably posted it before anyway: Who's the only player to score for Newcastle and save a pen for Man United?

Most active he's looked is when he had that period of running down the wing acting like he was desperately trying to get the rest of the squad to join him in a rendition of YMCA.

It was good to see Martins in black and white. He started his career in black and white as well.