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With Brexit Jim involved, feels like this will be the next Co-op Live

Reminds me of the dog car from Dumb and Dumber.

Stag bantz for a mackem apparently. Presumably has his arms raised and eyes shut cos they've just put it on him and not shown him what he's wearing yet.

Like with "We are the worst Man United team in history" it's more just the melodramatic and despairing way he phrases it, if he'd literally said "winning a cup despite an overall poor performance doesn't mean the season is saved" it wouldn't be as funny as "Nothing can save us. Our season is ruined and my disappointment is immeasurable". Maybe it's a lost in translation thing, but given how he sits on the touchline looking like he hates life maybe not. I guess it's the opposite of the chipper Steve Bruce style "Well, we just roll our sleeves up and go again, certainly can take some positives from that fourth abject and toothless defeat on the bounce, I'm confident I can turn it around"

Fucking hell, must be like having Eeyore as a manager. Someone give him the number for the Samaritans.

Seems like it might not be them performing but it'll be Coldplay in charge of choosing and booking the performers.

If I remember how this works we have to play Loris Karius on the left at Wembley now.

Can they not just do what they did with Slot and wait two weeks before deciding if he's banned or not?

Came out with his hair styled like Princess Diana and then his performance was a car crash

Amazingly, for once, some of them seem to recognise that line is pretty cringe https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/the-mayenda-chant.1650767/ Seems they're onto a loser on that angle so far anyway

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DGP9G4RoPNt/?igsh=NDlwem15eWJhamtz

Imagine if we win this then lose the final.

Flashback to January 2023

Has he thought about getting everyone employed by the club to email Elon Musk with what they've achieved in the last week? Then just bin anyone who doesn't give a good enough response or doesn't reply.

Dunno why they showed up dressed as Man City, surely they could have worn red.

Happy 40th birthday Michael Oliver, hope Arsenal fans have got you something nice

Getting a lift down on Saturday, back on the Monday whenever our designated driver has fully sobered up. Booked into the Green Man before the game. Looks like NUSC has made some more tickets available, may have held some back for after each pot?

Some examples of Adidas being controversial with black and white stripes

Any of these as the inspiration might be canny. Apart from maybe the denim one. Although didn't they recently release bucket hats with that design? Might be a hint.

Man U did something similar which received a very mixed response to say the least, didn't look quite as bad in the flesh though https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/is-it-a-tablecloth-manchester-united-fans-divided-687996

I don't understand. Why is it Castore? Why is it using the old Liverpool crest? Why is it yellow?