thomas

Soon you’re going to be shopping at Patagonia for puffer vests and chairing a local toastmasters. Loving the evolution of the corporate Mike arc.

a bit too much Catherine of Aragon about her imo. 5.5

Not counting this as done until luke uncorks his 3rd bottle of the night and declares the deal dead.

Probably would have been setting our sights on Francis Fratelli instead.

Stefon: This year's hottest transfer target is GULER. Born under the shadow of a solar eclipse to ex-circus performers, this is one talent you don't want to miss. He has it all - dribbling, passing, shooting, a sasquatch highway Seth: ... a sasquatch highway? Stefon: It's that thing of when a turkish guy has a wide happy trail that goes from nipples to gooch

“Depth pieces” sounds like the scariest aisle at an adult store.

Think the cynicism over the low price is correct. £50m might be enough to get us his jock strap.

Strap him in Clockwork Orange style and show him the What Are You Eating thread until he’s forced to admit god doesn’t exist.

every time i see his dumb hair flopping about i hate him more

Italian teams have been recycling the same 8 haircuts for 25 years. If I didn't know the players, and you showed me a 2008 inter team and this one I wouldn't be able to tell you which was from which era

https://twitter.com/FutbolShIrTALIA/status/1663246338148933633 screenshot preview as embeds are weird right now - worth the watch. I want to see this in the NFL; some decrepit owner wheeling out to shittalk the opposition kicker before a game winning field goal attempt

I know the season only just ended but i'm already insufferably anxious for a signing

Welcome to the board, Mr. Birtles.

can the owners buy almiron a right foot?

I fucking love it. Birtles has been miserable since birth and takes it out on everyone else

i think a McT signing would hail the beginning of the end for eddie

Like most problems in life I feel the answer lies in throwing more Americans at it. Look at the wonders it did here, for example.

should be mathematically impossible but I reckon we've had at least 140% possession. nee wonder this lot are going down.

In my mind I was torn between Tripps, Wilson and Bruno before ultimately voting for Trippier. Don't know why Joelinton didn't enter my thought process. Now I'm questioning if I'm watching the game correctly. Because he's been very good, make no mistake, but for me he's just missing some ... je ne sais quoi ... about his game for POTS status? idk. Love him tho. ttyl.

my mattress thanks you, wilson and bruno.

i still hold hope we're looking to grow in a measured fashion, and that should we finish in the CL spots we don't do a heel turn into what everyone always said would happen anyway i.e. "oil state backed juggernaut".

Don't even know if I want to go see them in preaseason now tbh

currently acquiring tickets to the chelsea match through AUFC season ticket holding friends. edit: presale next week.

Usually I don't care for nationality stereotypes in football but a Uruguayan DM is 100% what we need.