thomas

Love Jonas forever.

Where were you going with that?

Liked how 2nd half he moved over to help out Taylor + Jonas, really made the difference in turning one of our weakest areas into a place to launch attacks from.

Farcenal

Don't know what you're on about. Got his team selection and substitutions spot on. Must have been a hell of a halftime talk too. Lads came out fired up. He also looked smashing. Handsomest manager in the league by a country mile. Now, I hesitate to use the word genius, because I think it's an understatement, but such are the shortcomings of the English language that it's the only word that qualifies in describing Pardew today.

Like a non-shite Emre tbh

fanfucking tastic. You live to see the morrow, alan.

In retrospect, putting giant williamson on when you know they're reduced to hoofball makes a lot of sense.

auauguhgrrrrrhhhhhhhh 5 minutes

And off you go twat

Fuck you bardsley you fucking cunt

Anyone but Colo plz

William .. wh ... what Alan are you ok? are you ok alan?

He's not alone. See this fucking out lads

Pardew. Make a fucking Sub.

~ 20 minutes.

Do it Webb. Be the man that your shaved dome implies you are. Send the cunt off.

fuck off cattermole

GET INNNNNNNN

We need to go in square and Pards needs to sprinkle some of that halftime magic cocainedust and we need to come out not looking like an advertisement for quaaludes.

Thank fuck they're shit.

AAAAAHHHHH

Can our back four quit f***ing each other over with short passes They know Gyan's going to charge everything down, f***ing clear it.

anyone else just scream like sam kinison for about an hour upon waking up anymore? Not just me is it?

Has someone kidnapped him and implanted a spine then?