thomas

We got him back. Good job lads. Thanks everyone, good thread.

What if shola's new deal is announced at the same press conference right after? You'll have to rise, phoenix like, and burn the place to the ground.

x infinity

Looked markedly improved on tour this summer and a few man u supporting friends reckon he was going to be competing for a first team spot soon. On the basis of their unhappiness I am upgrading his credit rating from FFF- to D+. Long live Obertan.

Hardly. Walked. The action line haircut makes everything he does look energetic.

Harper would have had that. Harper would still be in mid dive right now.

Pre-Fiorentina press conference. Good to know. Was just about to panic. Saying that, why believe Pardew? Why believe skysports? dovetails nicely into anti-pardew agenda

I just want to run around punching things lately

maybe if cajun, mike and me wish really hard while blowing out our candles the night before we'll only lose by eight edit: if cesc is sold we'll win.

I can easily see us scoring as many (56) as we did last year. Not sure how/why anyone can genuinely ask "where are the goals going to come from". Ba, Best, ShAmeobi, Sameobi, Lovenkrands, Ranger, Cabaye, HBA, Marv, Barton, Jonas, Raylor, Gosling, Abeid, Guthrie, Tiote. Obviously. Throw in Saylor and Coloccini maybe heading in 4 or 5 between them and why is this even a question?

Fuck this gay earth. Whatever. Get him signed.

This was his nightmare. The dodgiest thread in a lifetime of dodgie threads being perpetrated with three hundred of the most useless and unreliable f***-ups on the internet. I knew what was going on in his mind: any trouble on N-O and he would dump us immediately, one way or another. He had to. If he got caught calling people c***s, on top of that s*** on twitter, he was going down for fourteen to twenty-one days. Neesy was hard, but not so hard that he didn't s**** it off a twenty-one day ban.

run over him with a tank

He's pacy but crap.

"trousering"

"I'm going to make that woman Mrs. Mary Christmas one day. Mary Christmas. Kinda has a ring to it, huh Harry?"

How the fuck is Smith going to be the last to go from This Group Of Lads©®™

Will be unceremoniously revealed to them along with notification of two week fine for breaking no-twittering rules.

meh.

I think everyone's about two drinks and one bad look away from committing murder right now.

More like Alan Par-DON'T haw haw

surely

Ugh, this fucking thread.

I think people need to look at the reasons for his behaviour. His reaction may be far more palatable if you consider what/who he's been telling with since Jan. Any arbitration panel/judge who considers his actions won't be from the viewpoint of the common fan. All Ashley & Co will have to argue is that his actions are potentially damaging to the club/club's reputation/owner's reputation/whatever-other-clause. I fail to see how any arbitration panel not made up entirely from members of N-O would side with Barton. Who said anything about any panels? It's not going to get to that now is it? If he appeals his fine it has to go to someone for decision? What in the world are you carrying on about?