Wullie

I'm in the Turks and Caicos Islands and it turns out Messi is staying at a hotel about a mile along the same beach. I'm not one for getting star-struck but if I see him out and about, I think I'll just start gibbering and possibly crying.

Assume you're not talking about this one. http://www.lookalikes.info/umbraco/ImageGen.ashx?image=/media/33829/jeremy%20clarkson%20(richard%20lewis).jpg&width=250&constrain=true

John Terry :lol: http://www.lookalikes.info/umbraco/ImageGen.ashx?image=/media/60661/john%20terry%20-%20steve%20platel%202.jpg&width=250&constrain=true They'll put just about anyone up, half of these must have been sent in as part of a drunken bet. Might send a picture of myself in a Brazil shirt and see if they'll put me up as Neymar.

http://www.lookalikes.info/umbraco/ImageGen.ashx?image=/media/77416/stephen%20fry%20-%20edward%20reiss.jpg&width=250&constrain=true Stephen Fry ffs

Only one I've found that's decent (apart from Dave Gorman) is Cheryl Cole.

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/historical/jesus-(michael-soussan) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idBhoV01ryo

http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/sports/christiano-ronaldo-(scott-gillman)

This one is actually Dave Gorman: http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/new-lookalikes/dave-gorman-(martin-a)

Right so is it just basically betting on Paraguay to draw or win? Exactly that. You'll probably find that the odds for +1 and Paraguay or draw are exactly the same if your bookie has any sense (they are on 365). +1 on the Asian market (where you'd get your money back with a 1 goal defeat) is 1.37/1

Stake would only be returned in that scenario if the market was Asian handicap. Normal handicap you'd just lose.

I missed it, did it win?

Absolutely fucking horrendous. Should have cashed out at 1-0, idiot.

Kaiz, wtf are Valerenga playing at? Need them to score twice, thought it was nailed on against this shower.

I'm weeks behind on my WFPIs, can't wait to hear Vickery on the state of this Brazil side.

More quality penalty taking.

Had a Rosenborg/Stabaek double. Put the Rosenborg game on earlier, in the 86th minute, first thing I saw was some useless scando fluffing a 1-on-1 with the keeper. Wanks.

"Needs a chance at a really big club"

Why the fuck were the last two mugs ahead of Tevez?

What's he got in his mouth?

The article says he played 45 times.

Ridiculous.

Stabaek are absolutely battering them as well. EDIT: I did get that Greggs joke btw.