Wullie

Stabaek look good value again.

If you've got a Bet365 account, you can also watch it on there, albeit in a box that's irritatingly small.

Gimp getting all the credit despite Sima making that joke half a dozen posts earlier.

It hasn't anyway: http://www.oddschecker.com/football/football-specials/charlie-austin/club-after-summer-transfer-window

My faultless record with Andy's tips continues.

Get in.

Hell of a tough start, blimey.

I'll take back everything I said about McClaren if we get a crack at this cunt early doors and stuff them.

Not sure that's the best example for the point you're trying to make like.

The Eredivisie is a very strange league when it comes to goals. You basically have to take the statistics with a quarry load of salt. Afonso Alves had a much better record than Ronaldo, Luis Suarez and Ruud van Nistelrooy.

The defending

Gorgeous move that.

Nah another one who thinks he's an utterly shit bellend.

Got that in a Whatsapp from my Everton mate with the caption "what an insufferable cock"

The way they're going on about the cups, they seem to think that them (supposedly) no longer getting themselves knocked out deliberately is going to mean they have a very good chance of winning, as if almost every Newcastle team from 1955-2007 hasn't tried and got nowhere near. If they really wanted some goodwill, they'd include home cup tickets in with the price to give back some of the money that people have effectively flushed away by buying them over the last few years.

Fuck me, forgot all about this. I have a 100% record with Andy's tips, when I forget, they romp home and when I've gone for it, they've always had three legs.

We've got ~£40m to spend and at least £30m of it is going to go on two strikers despite us not having a single competent Premier League centre half (that's before we start talking about wide areas or central midfield)? Sounds legit. Not saying we don't need some quality up front, I'm not daft, but if they're suddenly going to start throwing money around and dispense with the previous policy, it's going to have to be a lot given the ramshackle state they've left the squad in.

Not sure that's entirely accurate like. Stack, Toure, Cygan, Keown, Clichy, Parlour, Edu, Silva, Bentley (Smith 73), Kanu, Owusu-Abeyie (Thomas 64). Stack, Toure, Keown, Cygan, Cole, Parlour, Vieira, Edu, Clichy (Owusu-Abeyie 81), Reyes, Bentley.

http://www.football365.com/mediawatch/9881387/The-Page-That-Is-Buying-Bacon-For-Two Tearing strips off that fucking rat Bird.

Will Simon Bird be turning up at the SD AGM this year? Such a sell-out cunt.

Aren't they obligated to speak to the BBC? Going to be interesting to see how they deal with it going forward - in pre-match press conferences, are they going to have Wendy Taylor shooting down each and every question from everyone else?

Jesus. They never ever learn do they? What is this obsession with long contracts? aren't they saying 3 years can be extended to 8? which is basically what pardew and his gaggle of cunts should have had The concept of contractual reward for cup success is completely bizarre to me. League is everything as far as the manager goes, for clubs that aren't desperate to win the Champions League anyway. If Liverpool had kept Dalglish after 2011-12, where they won one domestic trophy and came runner-up in the other, everyone would still be laughing now. does it say somewhere it's all linked to cups like? not seen that, just literally 3 years extendable In the post I quoted, you melon.

Jesus. They never ever learn do they? What is this obsession with long contracts? aren't they saying 3 years can be extended to 8? which is basically what pardew and his gaggle of cunts should have had The concept of contractual reward for cup success is completely bizarre to me. League is everything as far as the manager goes, for clubs that aren't desperate to win the Champions League anyway. If Liverpool had kept Dalglish after 2011-12, where they won one domestic trophy and came runner-up in the other, everyone would still be laughing now.

Jesus. They never ever learn do they? What is this obsession with long contracts? If he wins a cup, I'd happily see him get an 80 year contract and I'd give him handjobs for life. See, people always say stuff like this but it's thoroughly daft as a concept.