Dan Gleebals

Dinner Dance. ARSENAL F.C. End of Season Dinner Dance Starter Egg on Face Seasoned Hash Frogs legs (past their best) Spanish Surprise (well beaten) Main course Humble Pie Chump Chops French (has) Beans Manager's Beef (not rare) Catch of the Day - (gutted) NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown. Dessert Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow) Fruitless Tarts Raspberry Fools Hard Cheese Drinks Bitter Little Spirit French Whine Cabernet Empty 2008 Champagne - sorry none ordered STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year. Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED Guest speaker: Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup" Please note that the club’s European Tour for the season 2008-09 is not guaranteed.

We could adapt the classic 'shoot' to either 'Eat' or 'Fat' whenever he has the ball, sometimes the simple things in life are best.

Similar to Peter Reid and the Monkeys Head Andy Reids got a f'ing chunkey heed

Keano he wanks his squad Keano

15M plus for each plus 100K (more like 150K) a week in salaries for players nearing 30's. We might have cash but to me that is not spending it wisely. As players, of course. Wrong time wrong money tho.

I think we could be quite appealing in some ways, even without Europe. If the players know they are going to be in a side that is playing decent football and that they will play each week, I think they might jump at it. The world cup qualifiers start at the end of the year, the fringe england players such as SWP (and cole to an extent - depending on the formation) might well jump at regular football in an attacking team. Re Lampard and Ballack - no thanks.

Might already have been said but KK has said all the players might stay.... I thought he would probably keep smith - but the troll (Carr)? Shit a brick.

If we get the same result or better that Bolton in the next game we are definaltely safe. The occassion might make this a tough affair. We should be far to good for this lot.

Wheels well and trully fallen off arseons cannon this week (if it stays like this). His kids are tired apparently.. oh and the whole worlds against them. Shame

Oh no. Smith coming on

shot ffs!!!!!

Duff on for Duke? 4-4-2?

got to make a corner count soon!!!!

quick goal after the restart would be nice. No reason to see why we cannot win this. We were the better team in the first half although not as effective as we have been recently. Come on KK do your stuff.

arry falling asleep

good atmosphere

Dukey wtf was that

come on owen, good pressure

obvious tactic to pop the ball over for Martins. Wont be long till he picks one of them up

Geremi has started well.

Completely agree

Re partying in newcastle... hope he does not see this!!! On the tread. Mort has said we are going to be sensible - I do not think this comes into that bracket.

Are you Dot Cotton? On the thread, could not really give a fook. I would say on the balance of play (i.e. how both teams have played over the season) Manu deserve the title so would not be to disappointed if they won it. Ok that battered us, that is our fault not theres. Personally, I cannot stand Chelsea and the arrogant fookers they are.